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I'LL BLOW UP THIS FUCKING BURGER KING

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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

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(pa kent giving The Talk voice) see when a bull and a cow love each other very much, that’s how a calf is born [remembers his son came from space] of course if the bull comes from another farm, the cow might not end up taking, but that’s alright [remembers clark might be gay] sometimes bulls also love other bulls [remembers clark is an alien again] but if the bull is from another farm, he might have a calf if he fools around with bulls from here so he should be careful.

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i went to the SCP website

 this shouldn’t be so funny to me

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im like a gaylor but for hideo kojima kinda

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why does he keep looking back at it

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Cecil B. Demented (2000), dir. John Waters

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🌾🌾🌾

Harvesting my wheat

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whoever made that post that's like "depressed people aren't listening to sad music they're listening to wild ones by flo rida at 7 in the morning" has ruined my life. sitting in my car outside work right now feeling like shit emotionally but at least hollaback girl is playing on the radio

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does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

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Bath time 🧼

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cream soda if i put a friend in it

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