2009phan

[2009phan]

another offering for phyuri nation!! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´-

[2009phan]

Writing in all caps he is nearly forty I love him

[2009phan]

being fictional is problematic (glorifies lying) so the only moral fanfiction is rpf

[2009phan]

Phantwitter horny posters, come to Tumblr and be free... Wanting to eat Sister Daniel out is not a cancellable offense here, it's the norm!!!!!

[2009phan]

[2009phan]

April 13, 2015: Dan and Phil and Duncan and Mimei enjoy the most adorable double date at the Studio Ghibli Museum! (Also... how much do you wanna bet dnp have a photo just like D&M's that they still look at from time to time?) 🥰🥺☔

[2009phan]

[2009phan]

lowkey miss when phannies were inflicted with melancholy and tragedy all the time for no reason because we would really come on here and be like "one day dan and phil will marry WOMEN 😔 and then they will move into SEPARATE HOUSES 😔😔 and then one day they will DIE and it will be so so sad and we will CRY"

[2009phan]

listen. come play in the mpreg space with me. dan and phil won't shut the fuck up about it so i'm going to have some fun. listen.

after norman i'm pretty confident in saying that parenthood isn't in their FUTURE. but if they were capable of creating a pregnancy btween the two of them is there a point in time where they would've kept the baby. and how would that have altered the timeline

[2009phan]

Their digital footprint is insane

[2009phan]

really quick alt hair for my yuri designs ^_^

[2009phan]

Damn if I was the girl from my year of rest and relaxation I wouldn’tve needed to scam a shitty therapist in order to sleep just put on my comfort YouTubers and I’ll be out forever

[2009phan]

Glad to know dan and phil are just as phannie-brainrotted as us and assign everything vaguely dnp-shaped as "so them"

[2009phan]

and that's what it's all about babyyyy

[2009phan]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[2009phan]

There are two types of ppl in the phandom - those who view "obviously we were more than just romantic" (Basically I'm Gay) as The Hardlaunch tm and ppl who confuse me.

[2009phan]

"we’re doing another phan twitter video"

sad :(