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[3cl-pse]

THIS is why we don't like france

did you ever get your dragon back?

never going to france for a mission again.

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never going to france for a mission again.

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...

hm. that eden guy got in contact...

[3cl-pse]

...going on a job.

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he had this fascinating ability to track someone via their blood... perfect for a bounty hunter.

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

[3cl-pse]

ooh. he had some interesting abilities... i don't suppose you bled near him at all?

...I'll be quick, then.

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

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hm. well, there's a chance we see him again. i left a burner number. his dogs were cute and i have questions for the old lady he lives next to.

jacking a car now. try not to explode, please.

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

[3cl-pse]

will do.

...

.....glad to be back. i was alright. got swaddled with dogs and an all-seeing old lady. you alright? what was the guy i switched with like?

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

[3cl-pse]

a.) do you have a dead battery or d'you need me to jack a car?

b.) ...thank you

c.) ...thank you again. pretend you saw nothing?

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

[3cl-pse]

with a banging headache...

...

.....

a.) why are you glowing, how did you overuse your ability again so soon

b.) why are we in gotham

c.) where the fuck is my helmet.

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

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soon.

[3cl-pse]

FUCK- YOU ESCAPED THIS TIME YOU FUCKING-

...

soon.

[3cl-pse]

holy shit that guy's neck is glowing-

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The fact it tastes like oranges is really weird.

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[ I T ' S T I M E F O R T H E V I A L .]

Do I look like the type to let myself be poisoned?

♧ .... ♧

...Hello?

♧ f o x g l o v e ♧

....

♧ ... ♧

...Bottoms up, I suppose.

[3cl-pse]

...just pulled into gotham and it already sounds like something's happened....

[3cl-pse]

[how the fuck does indigo know- that girl needs to quit keeping secrets dammit-]

[...several states out. heading towards gotham, where my body should be. but same universe, i think.]

[heya not-eclipse! presuming you're the right person, you've probably been body-swapped. so have i! and like 4 more people...]

[we're working on it, but if you could answer a couple questions that'd be great!]

[...i really hope this is transmitting to the right person...]

[Holy-]

[...Is this coming out of the goddamned radio? What the hell?]

[...Yeah. I guess you have the right person. Name's Eden. Who the hell are you?]

[3cl-pse]

Just when Eden had thought he couldn't be surprised by the side of life closer to magic than anything, he got turned into green lightning. If he ever lost a game of two truth and a lie he'd call complete and utter bullshit. You could not make this shit up.

As it turned out, being turned into lightning wasn't exactly a 5-Star mode of transport for anything except speed. Eden was convinced his vision was blurred green and he could smell ozone like he'd showered in it. He wasn't, however, nearly as bad off as the person who went colliding directly into a brick wall. Was a universal enhanced trait a distinct lack of self preservation, perhaps?

Once he could see straight again, Eden headed straight over to Wolfsbane, brows furrowed as he looked the man over. He'd seen more put together drunks. Several times.

"Dumbass." Eden stated eloquently with a sigh as he eyed the sparks coming off of Wolfsbane and recalled his earlier statement about batteries. He sighed, running a hand through his - Eclipse's? - hair. "Give me a second. I'll go jack a car. ...And find paracetamol somewhere, or something. Need anything else?"

The sky was grey as storm clouds circled overhead, threatening a sudden downpour on the unsuspecting people below. It came so out of the blue like a bad omen as thunder rolled ominously in the distance.

There was a sudden flash of green in the distance, and two minutes later, a knocking on the motel room door.

"...Wolfsbane." Was all the voice spoke.

@fenris-morant

Eclipse opened the door, except it was very clearly not Eclipse due to one key fact: they weren't wearing their helmet. Nor their hood.

A mask had been chucked onto the lower half of their face haphazardly, and the helmet was clearly on the table at the back, but it was clear the person stood before Fenris was unaware of Eclipse's usual attachment to their anonymity.

As it was, their hair - an auburn colour, as it turned out - was tied back into a short ponytail and brown eyes stared lazily at him, somehow managing to be extremely calculating at the same time. A scar ran down from their left eyebrow, down their cheekbone and beneath the mask.

"Welcome." They drawled in a tone far flatter than Eclipse's usually was as they looked him up and down. "Would I get an answer if I asked how you got here that quick?"