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strange nitpick but i’ve read some stranger things fics where characters would fly from hawkins to chicago or vice versa. and i’m like… why are you flying? midwesterner culture is taking a 4, 5, 6+ hour road trip to get to where you’re going. planes are the absolute last resort!

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This is meant as entirely lighthearted: can't believe how many people are calling Benoit Blanc the spiritual successor to Sherlock Holmes as if social eccentricities, roping clients into intricate ruses and solving murders at glamorous parties - with an outrageous accent and a gay little fit - are not all textbook Hercule Poirot. Like that's the Poirot modus operandi right there.

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fucked up and widdle

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BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

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"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

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My hungry ass couldn’t be an archaeologist

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*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

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the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

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cant believe i’ve never shared arguably the funniest dms i’ve ever gotten in my life

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they are so buttercup & westley to me

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As you wish 🗡🫀

Back with more old stuff I forgot to post on here, this time with a Princess Bride crossover drawing

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he really is—and I mean this with all the endearment, fondness, and affection humanly possible—just some guy

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ryan and shane when a ghost on the spirit box says the most random string of words imaginable

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The kids are alright.

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Dear Stede Bonnet, how did you not understand that spanking is not a part of the usual sparring routine? Sincerely, everyone. xx