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i think we need to start talking about male artists the way straight men talk about female artists
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me, freaking out in my biology exam: oh my god i’ve forgotten everything i revised!! i can’t even remember what type of body part a heart is.. 😰
carly rae jepsen, who lives in my head:

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My first word was Kafkaesque. The doctors agreed that I knew too much so to silence me they placed me back in the womb and told no one of it. But I remember
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incredibly important david byrne/talking heads news part 8 (i think)
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If I met a seductive siren/sea goddess on a secluded island, I just wouldnt sleep with her - I would just return back to my wife
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if i was part of one of the most influential alternative bands in britain i would just not be racist
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in art gallery
me: [looks at painting]…….wig………..[walks to next painting]………wig…………….[walks to next painting]……………..wig…………….[walks to next
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my ideal man:
tall
handsome
dusty black coat
red right hand
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SOPHIE fans will walk past a construction site and say ‘i love this song’
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Happy belly Friday! How do you suggest I celebrate this belly Friday?
slap that thing
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anybody wanna be friends with detriments? its like friends with benefits but instead of having sex i just do annoying shit like showing up at your house and smoking a joint in the bathroom when you really need to piss and trying to get you involved in multi level marketing schemes
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talking heads psycho killer Kidz Bop Version
Silly Kidder
Funny jokes you say
ha ha ha ha, haha ha ha Ha ha
better, laugh laugh, laugh laugh,
laugh laugh, laugh awayyy
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