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one thing me n my art loving gf would do is visit galleries and play a game called “root, loot or boot”
the gist is that you would look at a group of paintings in a room and decide which figure in the painting you’d root (fuck, in Australian slang), which painting you’d loot (steal and put on your wall at home) and which painting you’d boot (punt into the garbage because it’s shit and Not Art)
a couple of things about my experiences:
1. this game is a lot more fun if you’re attracted to women because there’s so many Hot Gals to choose from
2. if you are attracted to men, you will spend a lot of time going “well, looks like I’ll have to pick jesus again” as my bi gf did
3. it gets more complicated in modern art museums and you find yourself having saying, “I’d fuck the rhombus” “you CAN’T fuck the rhombus” “then I’ll fuck that blue squiggle thing. what’s it called?” “creeping existential dread in blue” “then does that mean I’m fucking the squiggle or am I getting fucked by the existential dread it represents?” “aren’t we all already getting fucked by existential dread?”
4. if you play this with an art history nerd, they may decide to kill you over one of your “boot” choices
5. you will get Disapproving Looks from other patrons who overhear your heated debates
6. it’s also the best fun you’ll ever have in an art gallery
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Genuinely curious though... How will making guns illegal stop bad people from using them? Doesn't work with drugs or restricted gun classes or really anything else that's illegal. Making guns illegal won't delete them from the universe.
If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.
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Darth Vader is Zordon?
Am I the only one freaking out over how much they look alike?
Darth Vader (Star Wars: Force Awakens)

Zordon (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie):

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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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Attn: College students, broke folks, and macaroni lovers!
Wanna make the best boxed Mac in your life with NOTHING EXTRA?! First. Go to Kroger and buy their store brand Mac. It is cheaper than Kraft brand and 10 times cheesier. I'm serious. I like it better than Velveeta. Then, when your noodles are done, put them in the strainer and melt the butter in the pot. Add milk. Let simmer until thick and gooey. Then add cheese powder. Simmer a bit more. THEN add the noodles in. Tastes like homemade.
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The one with four pics @gorager99 actually looks like an Australian Shepherd mixed with a white Husky or Malamute type dog. Aussie's ears don't stand up and their faces aren't that pointy. Plus they're are only that white if there's bad breeding involved (double merles) and then the pup would have pink around the eyes and a pink nose.





Alicja Zmyslowsk is a Polish photographer who takes beautiful and dreamlike portraits of dogs. “Since I was a child I loved animals,” Zmyslowska told Bored Panda. “When I was 4, I got two beautiful cats but my biggest dream was still to have a dog. In 2006 this dream came true. My lovely golden retriever Kiara finally arrived to my home and changed my life! From the beginning I was making pictures of her with some compact camera or borrowed DSLR from my older brother. A year later I got my first DSLR camera. And everything started!” (Source)
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Look at THE AGGRESSION and how their LOCKING JAWS completely and utterly DESTROY EVERYTHING they TOUCH!!! VioLenT MOnSteRS!!! #thinkofthechildren
the best thing you will see all year
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Romeo + Juliet (1996) truly has everything…heavy religious imagery…young leo…90s fashion…a brief drag scene….neon lights…those iconic angel wings
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Romeo + Juliet (1996) truly has everything…heavy religious imagery…young leo…90s fashion…a brief drag scene….neon lights…those iconic angel wings
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Remember the last time the FCC nearly killed net neutrality?
Tumblr had this nice big banner at the top of your dashboard alerting any active user about the problem. Guess what has changed since then? Verizon, one of the companies gunning for the death of net neutrality owns yahoo who in turn own Tumblr. Spread the word, tell everyone you can: battleforthenet.com tag posts you see about net neutrality with popular tags so the news spreads.
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