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the true meaning of this post will be revealed in 2016
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Why did I unpause the vod to him absolutely serving

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I need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for me) go through terrigenesis
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"Kill yourself" is basic. "I hope your fandom gets a new installment that is objectively a great work but also tonally dissonant from the previous ones in a way that generates a huge newbie boom of people uninterested and hostile towards the history of the franchise" is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happening right now.
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gripping the sink staring in the mirror repeating "you dont have to be hot. most people are 3/10s at best. not everybody looks like a model. you are normal." like a mantra
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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……
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it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green
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it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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“Not every silence means forgetting. Some people still live quietly in the back of our minds.”
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AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. - 7.13, "What We're Fighting For"
And do you remember what your favorite star was? Theta Serpentis. Though, technically, it was a... a triple star system in the constellation, uh, Serpens. No, no, that's right. That's right.
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AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. - 7.13, "What We're Fighting For"
And do you remember what your favorite star was? Theta Serpentis. Though, technically, it was a... a triple star system in the constellation, uh, Serpens. No, no, that's right. That's right.
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#kung fu panda 2#I still. to this day. have not finished this movie#idk why and what about it but as an 8yo it TERRIFIED ME
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