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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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Getting snacks for the team!

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“I always wonder about Howl and Markl before Sophie came along…” — Anna-Laura

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“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”

“Cenotaph.”

“What?”

“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”

“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“

“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“

“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”

“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”

“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“

“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”

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Sci-fi power armour whose breastplate is precisely sculpted to match the contour of the wearer's boobs is something I'm prepared to let pass as Rule of Cool, but when each boob is clearly depicted as a separately mobile piece I do start to wonder what design constraints are being navigated in giving rigid armour jiggle physics. Like, clearly a couple kilos of bullet-resistant ceramic is not going to respond to motion as vigorously as flesh – does the armour also have integrated boob assist servos to ensure a proper bounce? Tiny little rocket engines?

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"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

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Since Pei Ming is the God of Love and Feng Xin is somehow the God of Dicks Lust. I want to put in a petition for Mu Qing to be the God of Breakups and Divorce. But like just as Pei Ming and Feng Xin are not suited for their roles as one is a loveless whore and the other is a born again virgin. Mu Qing is the guy who still feels guilty for being on the wrong side of a teenage homoerotically charged friendship breakup and is probably pining over Feng Xin for centuries.

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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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HEYYYY TUMBLLR.....

so I did a thing.

Y'know how Tumblr and Ao3 got married? You know how it's a joke ship? Yeah so somehow my ADHD brain got so hyperfixated on it that somehow I made lore.

Basically, AO3 is known as archivist, but we'll call em AO3 for the sake of recognizability. AO3 was spawned in in this backrooms-like world that is his massive library of whatever-amount-of-books they said they had.

After they spawn in, they realize they have no memory of any past. The only thing they have is a bag and the orb of light that hangs above their head as a way to light up the area around them and see the fics. The orb of light isn't visible to other apps but others can see that light is emmited from the area surrounding AO3.

Anyways, enough about the light. The library is filled with "consumers" or "readers" but I think consumers sound scarier. We can call them readers when they acctually read.

When AO3 first comes across one of these "consumers" their first instinct is to protect themself by grabbing a book and threatening to hit the consumer.

However, instead of the consumer attacking AO3 like AO3 thought it would, AO3 discovers that the books-- or "fics" fascinate the consumers. The consumer, when faced with the fic, seemed to become much more docile.

Once the consumer comes in contact with the fic, the consumer turns into a more of a "character" which aligns with the fic. (Note: not any character from the fandom but just something that matches the fandoms world y'know what I mean? Like how people make personas yeah?)

How did AO3 know what the fic was about? Shhhh.... Don't question ao3. Maybe they mind read books.

Anywho, later, AO3 discovers that they were a bit off. In order to find keep the consumers/readers happy, he must find their fandoms fics and hand them some.

So, while doing this they're also on a search for an "everything fic" so they can keep themselves protected at all times, and keep the consumers satisfied until they find the right fic.

And yes.

They do find it.

Were pretending that exists for now because I don't know if it actually does. I don't think it does. But authors never fail to amaze me.

Anyways. When AO3 gets the hang of their job, they find that they enjoy doing it. They enjoy making these consumers-- no. readers-- happy. They enjoy making the readers happy.

And later on, after a long while, they stumble upon the edge of their library, and find that they can leave to other backrooms-like spaces. One being twitters.

Twitter though, in more current times, has been going through this-- corruption. It has AO3 and other apps concerned, and ready to distance themselves. But mostly, they miss who Twitter used to be, or atleast-- some of who they used to be.

Once AO3 enters, they stumble across someone already with Twitter. Someone... Familiar. Someone they feel like they know from somewhere, but they're not sure where...

Tumblr?

Here's my character designs for them btw :3

Okay that's all for today I will be posting more tho hopefully (if u guys like it) <3

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My mdzs brainrot getting so big last night i had a dream where Jiang Cheng was trying to convince Wei Wuxiam to go back to Yummeng Jiang but WWX said he couldn't cause he had to watch the Wens and JC would never allow the Wens back at Yummeng, and JC was like " i won't allow any wens back in lotus piers, but my door is always open to my brother and his family/those he brings/those who walk with him (i don't really remember what he said tbh)" basically saying that if the Wens change their surname to Wei he'll let them in Lotus Pier. But Wei Wuxian is still not fully convinced so JC gets impatient and just goes "C'mon it's a good deal, i'll even make the brat my sucessor" AND POINTS TO A-YUAN WHO WAS THERE FOR SOME REASON???

I drew this but i'm afraid i'll never be fully able to explain how funny this interaction was lol. Like JC just goes full job-interview face to little A-yuan and says like "so what do you say? It's a really good job opportunity."

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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:

Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)

Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)

Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.

But in Japanese it scans as:

Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)

Psycho (short for psychic)

Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.

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My favorite quote from the Bible: Book of Numbers, 31:14 to 31:18.

I really can't understand how people can be against this beautiful religion full of love and forgiveness.

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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS - The part where they figure out hair colors and pastels.

I like to think they started out with all back hair and Jinu was figuring out hairstyles for each of them. Then afterwards, he thought that they all looked too intimidating, too traditional, and too cold for their first debut so he ended up assigning them hair colors to bring out the eye candy and keep up with the modern trends. 😭

They'll work on acting and playing their roles later on...

This idea came to me when i rewatched this particular scene. If you look closely enough they all had black hair and, excluding Jinu, had their hair traditionally tied in a high topknot! This is more noticeable on Romance cuz his gat was more see-through. I just thought it was interesting XD

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I went to a special bra-shop to fulfill my bra-needs. My bra-requirements are:

1. Be my size

2. Have no lace (as it looks stupid when a fitting shirt lays over lace bra)

3. Have no "pillows" inside the cup (no idea what that is called)

That's it. Can you guess how many of those I've found? Zero. How many did they have that fulfilled only just the second requirement? One. How many that fulfilled the last? ZERO.

WHY ARE ALL THE BRAS WITH PILLOWS? WHAT THE HELL??? I understand that need for A or B cups, but Cs, Ds and higher? Why???? We already have enough boob, there's no need to add more.