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after like. idk 4 years? i finally have a design for this boy isn’t that crazy

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Wolf David who does the happy little face scrunch + lip licking combo every time he sees his angel

Wolf David who does a little grumble and an army crawl when Angel isn’t close enough to him

Wolf David who refuses to be seen by the delivery guy but insists on watching the interaction and therefore created an absolutely horrifying experience for guy once because he just so happened to glance inside and see a HUGE wolf glaring at him from around a corner in the house

Wolf david who loves getting the bridge of his nose scratched

Wolf David who is still allergic to pollen and sneezes like nobody’s business while he’s outside

Wolf david who somehow happens to be the most playful with the lil pack pups at pack runs, hopping around and playing with them before or after a run

Wolf David who accidentally trained himself to be like a service dog, alerting Angel when they were getting too stressed or anxious, maybe sparking the idea that getting an actual service dog wouldn’t be such a bad idea

Wolf David who—

Yk what

Just wolf David. Send post

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sketch portrait commissions open by popular demand! They are 20 USD, you can either commission me on ko-fi or send me a private message!

The style would be semi-realistic just like my redacted speaker and listeners designs!

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Angel and David headcannons

- Angel is weirdly flexible (do with that what you will)

- David will sometimes trail a hand along Angel’s ribs to get their attention

- Angel likes sitting on tables and countertops to be more eye-level with David

- David doesn’t announce his presence when he walks up to someone (because he usually doesn’t have to) and he ends up startling them when he starts talking

- He used to unintentionally scare Angel this way earlier in their relationship and has since always touched them or let them notice his presence before speaking

- Sometimes Angel has to tape their legs for running and has many different colors of kinesiology tape

- David can read Angel like a book and knows all their tells. It’s hard for them to get anything by him.

- Angel likes to lay across David’s chest and scroll on their phone

- David grazes his mouth along Angel’s shoulder when he sits behind them

- Pool volleyball is big at the Shaw house and they keep a running tally of who’s winning (David and Angel are in the lead, closely followed by Sam and Darlin)

- Angel and David have done the ��me without my muscles vs me with” trend

- When carpooling for double dates, David and Babe put Angel and Asher in the back of the vehicle

- Angel always asks excessive questions when watching sports and David begrudgingly answers all of them

- In contrast, Angel explains the happenings in pop culture to David

- David doesn’t like being touched by anyone other than Angel, though he has a few exceptions for Ash, Milo, and Darlin; but they are on thin ice

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.*• KEEP AN EYE ON YOU •*.

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cw . . . flirting hehehehehe, innuendos, can you tell by my humour that i’m 20

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staff secrets…

» nate is a freelance bouncer that everyone at whirlpool dislikes because he’s rude. they know he has to be stern but most times he’s just plain disrespectful to customers

» [angel] hasn’t found any customers cute since david. they think he put a spell on them on something

» asher likes to read [angel]’s posts about david and giggle to himself. he shows david and tries to explain it, hence why david brought it up later

» sometimes david chuckles when he reads the texts [angel] sends him. if anyone sees this, he’ll say he’s just coughing

» david only gave [angel] and sam his number, but he wonders why he even gave it to [angel] at all. weird

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Cutie stood, frozen, gaze lingering at the closed door of their home.

Geordi had left.

And this time, most likely for good.

They ran out, not really thinking, and went wherever their legs took them.

The station.

The mall.

The noise.

They couldn’t live with themselves anymore. The pain in his eyes that they caused was too much. The line Geordi drew felt like a cut in their skin that grew deeper the more they thought about him.

Cutie found stumbled their way to the ticket gates of their nearest station. Exhausted workers flooded their way past them, thinking about how much they wanted to go home and how shitty their day was. They crumbled, and lost the grip on their magic.

Tired, they let go and let everyone’s thoughts slowly creep into their mind until it was deafening, so overwhelming, that they couldn’t even hear themself anymore.

They didn’t want to hear themself at all.

They just wanted to fade away and disappear in the midst of the sea of thoughts.

Geordi’s words echoed in their mind like a curse.

“I love you.”

Cutie ruined it.

“I want you to have peace from all that.”

Do they even deserve it?

“I want to help.”

Nothing can help them now.

“I’m gonna go.”

He’s left them forever.

Their hands reached up to their ears, covering it in a futile attempt to stop the thoughts.

Cutie closed their eyes, tears falling past their closed lids.

Every thought from every passer by felt like someone had grabbed a piece of their head and ripped it off.

They were unravelling.

They hurt the one person they loved.

They deserve to hurt in return.

Cutie let go.

And lost themself in the noise.

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Milo and angel need to hang out like Now

I'm talking gossip seshes I'm talking fun times I'm talking Milo bench pressing angel why they talk shit about work

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Post argument sex with Aaron must be so hot

I don’t think they’d argue about anything major nowadays

But all the pent up stress and lack of touch the past few hours would create so much tension, especially since it brings them back to how they were back when they both worked at Vesta

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Shows that time has passed but my love for that audio has never changed 💔

*taps microphone*

The wedding audio is a few days away from being a year old

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I made this while ago lmao

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thought I was muted and just had this exchange with a coworker on a zoom call

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I need a Porter period comfort pronto 🙏🙏🙏

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Me yesterday: Yeah solstice!

Me today: Oh what the fuck?

Forgot solstice is backwards here.

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Darlin jumping at the opportunity to drive the Fun Car™️ is actually their way of making up for the distance they'd let grow between them and the pack all those years ago in this essay I will...