Please DNI if you ship cl*necest, tyvm ❤️ Tulip, 23, She/Her. Minors DNI, on account of the zestier stuff I post. This is my main blog where I mostly post random shit, as well as anything I'm fixated on at the moment. Current fixations are Star Wars, Transformers, and Disco Elysium, which I tag accordingly, so feel free to block any of the tags I use if you don't wanna see it. All my writing and anything related to it will be under the tag #tulips fics. Anything "zesty" will be tagged as either "suggestive" or "smut", so feel free to block that tag as well if you aren't into that. You can also find me on a few other blogs (though they are mostly inactive), which will be listed in my RP Blog List section 😊 https://a-single-tulip.tumblr.com/rp_blog_list
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Grace Roberts & Samuel Wyn Morris (x)
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the best time to consume media is like 5 years after its peak popularity
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Gang of dangerous wayward youths. 1913. Source.
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unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017
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A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️
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Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.
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academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches
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i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
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Me while writing: oh hell yes this is such a good sentence I'm the master of poetic imagery
The writing when I go back to edit:
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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse
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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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