I'm Abigail Abrams and I'm just as surprised as you are to know that I am not, in fact, Beyonce. No matter how hard I may have tried. I major in architecture at Paxton University while my brother, Artie, does something infinitely more interesting with his life. I love old movies and pizza, beer pong and Starbucks, and not wearing pants. Come be my friend.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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The obvious solution is to come cuddle next time, obviously.
Outside naps are the bomb, I mean the best place to nap is under a tree so I wish I had been there joining you really.
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All disasters avoided. It was nice, actually.
That actually doesn’t sound to bad though, falling asleep outside is nice. Unless it is very hot and you forgot sun screen, then it can end in disaster.
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It was a beautiful day. I surprisingly didn't even get sunburnt.
At least it was a nice day?
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Don't you judge me, Connor Anderson.
A tree? Really?

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I would be a very useless person to kidnap. I think they'd gladly give me back within a day.
You really ought to be careful, you don’t know what sort of psychopath could whisk you away while you slumber.

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I like to think that everyone's kind of nice. Or, at least, nice enough not to steal my stuff in broad daylight.
I guess there are nice people in the world after all.
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I'm surprised my stuff didn't get stolen.
I’m surprised a bird didn’t wake you up.
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I'm dramatic every day. Of course it's allowed.

That’s a more then accurate assumption. Am I allowed to be very dramatic for one day while complaining about things, is this allowed because I really want it to be allowed?
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I'm considerably more passive than you are.
If you were here you would be making the same ones.
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It's nice to meet you, too. I'm Abi.
Umm... Hi.
I’m Marley. It’s nice to meet you.
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That's adorable. What'd you guys do?
Wow.
I had an awesome date with Ms. Alice St. James.
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You have an excellent taste in television.
I’m on season six, so right now I’d definitely have to say it’s the third greatest show on the planet. Right behind, Doctor Who and Star Trek: TOS. Which is more or less, me saying that I agree with you.
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Anything to be of service. Sometimes. When I'm in the mood for it.
A soy caramel macchiato please! You are the best
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Nothing wrong with that. Let me know if you want some lady snuggles later, okay?
It, really wasn’t a good one. Probably the worst break up I’ve had but it was like nothing bad had happened between us. I think I’m going to do it, I’m not up to classes right now.
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I fell asleep outside today. Under a tree. For four hours. I'm the worst.
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That's a rough threat.
I really hate living in dorm rooms because frankly I don’t want to hear you having sex when I’m trying to sleep. So either quieten down or I’ll come and cut your balls off.
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Well hey there.
Umm... Hi.

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