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what if all the characters had powers so they don’t feel like ranboo’s sidekicks?

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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Source 

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LEGO ALWAYS TREATS ME RIGHT

bonus:

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DSMP Members & DNF

Here’s a compilation of DSMP members teasing/pandering/reacting to & rlly just mentioning dnf lol:

Sapnap:

why’d you say it like that #2

when Dream is around…

woah, you’re his prey?

he wants to play with Dream

Tommyinnit aka. prob #1 most shameless dnf shipper

Keep reading

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Chuck Tingle is a goddamned treasure.

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Catch me deflating mid-stream

WHY DOES THIS LINE HIT SO HARD

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Occasionally george will be walking around the smp and suddenly get the uncomfortable feeling of being watched, and he'll turn around to see a pair of red and green eyes staring into his soul. It sets off his fight or flight every fucking time, and the worst part is that nobody believes him, despite the fact that ranboo never once denies it.

hc that ranboo is part enderman so he feels an instinctual rage towards george

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Since the family dynamic (from Techno's pov) isn't canon (and the AE being canon) implies that you got Philza Minecraft, who used to commit literal war crimes and was the right hand man of an emperor who (implying that. Y'know. Time exists) was probably a fucking TEENAGER at the time, who APPARENTLY happens to be the same age as his SON who he ALSO happens to share a fucking BIRTHDAY with will NEVER not be hysterical to me

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As somebody who has 120k+ words so far on their dreamsmp character analysis essay I've been working on for 6 days purely for my own entertainment, i can confirm that i do in fact drink flat soda, but mostly because I'll open a can of Dr pepper, forget I have an open can of Dr pepper, go to get a can of cola, open the can of cola, and then forget about the half empty can of cola, and then have to drink the remains of flat cola and flat Dr pepper.

((Just reread all the asks and i mean, I drink flat soda and write essays for fun so theres that LMAO))

This is not meant to be rude AT ALL but if you write essays for fun you’d seem like the person to drink flat pop /lh

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I dont agree with biological family sbi. However, FOUND FAMILY sbi? Yesiree

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The dude who beat jake Paul in a fight and also one of quackity's freinds. He's a part of a YouTube group called the sidemen. He's pretty funny.

who’s KSI

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PLEASE I AM ON MY KNEES BEGGING FOR MORE OP

Sheep siblings sheep siblings sheep siblings

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i feel like people have forgotten how to be a generous audience when they read/watch something. like sometimes you have to buy into some bullshit plot points or a deus ex machina or a few loopholes as the price of admission for an otherwise fun time. sometimes these things are just gears that get us to where the story really wants to be, and too many people get caught up in those gears. sometimes you gotta meet a story halfway.

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So are we going to talk about the fact that it is canon that the lmanburg (butcher) army took a prisoner via hostage because they were too afraid to 1v4 a retired warrior and on top of that invalidated techno's right to free speech and stated that his opinion didn't matter because he was 'an animal' and 'a pig'.

Because to me that sounds like racism, and by the way technoblade responded by saying 'this is discriminatory', it appears that i am not wrong in making the accusation that the butcher army are a corrupt government force with racist bias towards the only person actively standing against them.

And thats a big yikes for new lmanburg's already very tarnished reputation.

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how are technoblade fans both the biggest brains and the simplest brains in the dsmp fandom. like one minute they’ll just be content with being a little voice inside the blade’s head and the next they’ll write out a paragraph pointing out the parallels between tubbo and schlatt