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How I be looking at you bitches after posting ×Reader of CLEARLY ALREADY MARRIED CHARACTERS

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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Can we spare a moment just to appreciate how much pretty Jinshi looks in the opening?

How can this man look even prettier when his face is not showing?!

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LoL Incorrect Quotes #27

Irelia: Oi! Evelynn, get your hairy ass into my office NOW! Other Ionia champions: ooooooooohh- Evelynn: Every. Single. One of you knows my arse isn't hairy. Yet none of you spoke up... And I'll never forgive you. Sett: She's right. We're cowards.

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Apothecary Diaries Incorrect Quotes

Suirei: Those are poisonous, so no one eat them. Maomao: *🖐😐🫢😶* Yeah-ah, duh~. Suirei:😑... Go throw up. Maomao: I didn't eat any- Suirei: Go throw up. Shisui & Chou-u: -throw up.

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Arcanegifs' Tumblr Poll Winner: Tiddies

+ bonus:

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Cloaked Sentinel syntheticeysium

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LoL Incorrect Quotes #26

Sett: The next photo I post on Instagram I'm going to disable comments, because it's uunacceptable what people comment. Because like, how am I going to explain to my mother a comment such as "Hey, that chocolate bar fits whole in my mouth!" (K'Sante); and there's no chocolate in the photo? These guys come up with specific information, for example, "Hey, big-assed catboy, when are you coming to my house again?" (Aphelios) Fuck, man... "I got wet" (Vi) Man! That's a lesbian commenting on this, a lesbian who is dating, soon they'll start to think I'm a married woman's lover! (Xayah)

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my list of theories for why the uk wouldnt be in ordem paranormal

1. it does but its the magnus archives

2. it IS the otro lado

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LoL Incorrect Quotes #25

ShadowBlanc: Power is a curious thing, dear sister. Are you fond of riddles? Mel *still in her shackles*: Why? Am I about to hear one? ShadowBlanc: Three great men sit in a room, a king (Ambessa), a priest (Jayce) and a rich man (Caitlyn). Between them stands a common sellsword (Jinx). Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies? Mel: Depends on the sellsword. ShadowBlanc: Does it? He’s got no crown, no gold, no favor with the gods. Mel: He’s got the sword, the power of live and death. ShadowBlanc: But if the swordsman’s who rule, why do we pretend kings hold all the power? When the council members lost their heads, who was truly responsible: Jinx, who build the weapon? Jayce, who forged the means to make such weapon? Or something else? Mel: I have decided I don’t like riddles. That I don't like your riddles. ShaodwBlanc: Power resides where men believe it resides, it’s a trick, a shadow on the wall, and a very small man can cast a very large shadow.

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Apothecary Diaries oc content #2

Hua (older sister): What kind of snake you gave the Moon Prince's wife? Yahui: A... blackmamba. Yaling (Yahui's twin sister): A what? Yahui: A black mamba? Hua: Did you just say A BLACK MAMBA?! Yahui: Yeah, a little baby mamba. Hua: THE THIRD MOST DANGEROUS SNAKE KNOWN TO MANKIND?! Yahui: Oh come on, I had it defanged beforehand.

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Me: Ugh, this tea is not getting cold fast enough. Oh, I know! I'll just pour it inside my half full bottle of cold water.

*Pours the tea inside the *transparent plastic bottle* and it turns TO THE COLOR OF PISS*

...

*Quickly fits the tea bag inside the bottle so that people won't think I'm taking a swing of piss every once in a while*

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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Apothecary Diaries oc content

Yahui: The Emperor's brother's wife loves poisons, so I've decided to give her a venomous snake as a gift!😃 His bodyguard, his sisters, his father, the dogs, the cat, the servents, the guy who sold him cabbages the other day:

His father (again):

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