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the fridge gremlin
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being tired all the time is such a mystery.... is it anaemia? vitamin d deficiency? chronic fatigue syndrome? depression? insomnia?? is it just the crushing weight of being alive in a capitalist society??? someone cure me
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teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼
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Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again
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me @ those black figures in the corner of my eye at my house that disappear when i turn in that direction: i know you’re there bitch
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i do my work best under pressure because i literally don’t do my work otherwise
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What's your opinion on the sexualization of Halloween?
halloween is inherently sexy. demons? the devil? ghosts and goblins? Hot
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Me: *Thinks about making a post*
Me: *Thinks of all the ways it could blow up in my face*
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failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.
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