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Percabeth at camp on a cloudy day. I wanted to do something a little different with the background. I also added some burn marks on them and they look amazing.

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thinking of a scene idea in season three when the gang encounters aphrodite. and one of the experienced half-bloods like thalia or zoe or grover are explaining to bianca how aphrodite's physical form is unique for each person. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. and the camera just pans over to percy whose overhearing this conversation and staring at aphrodite. and its revealed that aphrodite has taken the form of annabeth in percy's eyes. confirmation for the audience and for percy that his feelings for annabeth are a little ways past friendship.

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you’re welcome. also let me know if you find any!

percy is 100% a girl dad and that little girl is more scary and powerful and sassy than that man could ever hope be and percy is extremely proud of her and also constantly worried for the well-being of everyone around her. and i will be taking absolutely ZERO criticism about it from now until forever.

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percy is 100% a girl dad and that little girl is more scary and powerful and sassy than that man could ever hope be and percy is extremely proud of her and also constantly worried for the well-being of everyone around her. and i will be taking absolutely ZERO criticism about it from now until forever.

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it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC

which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.

“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”

“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”

except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.

sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin

i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed

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Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

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So you know how in Percy Jackson, Amazon the company, is actually the Amazons, the group of warrior women.

That means Jeff Bezos isn't real in Percy Jackson and is just a fake person the Amazons made up to be their CEO.

So now I have this image in my head of a bunch of Amazons huddled around a table trying to come up with the concept of Jeff Bezos.

"Make him bald!"

"Ooh! And make him evil, as all men are!"

"What evil things does he do?"

"Oh um..."

"Uhh..."

*Voice from the back * "He doesn't let his workers use the bathroom?"

"Oh that's awful."

"Quick add it to the list!"

"What should his name be?"

"Hunter?"

"No, that's not quite right."

"Steve?"

"No, another ancient power has already made a false figurehead for a company with the name Steve. They may accuse us of copying them."

"How about Jeff?"

"It's perfect!"

Just a couple of badass warrior women trying to come up with their corporate mansona.

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WE GOT OUR FIRST WISE GIRL IF THE SERIES I AM IN SHAMBLES

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DESPITE HAVING HIS MEMORIES ERASED HE REMEMBERS ANNABETH AND SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON FROM HIS PAST WHO HE REMEMBERS I WANT TO CHOKE

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Pjo memes because I love you <3

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MY LORD.

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y’all…. i am personally not ready for the angst we’re about to get in the last few episodes. luke just casually teasing annabeth and percy just to ruin it all later on GODS HELP ME.

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percy: say what you want about me, but i never make the same mistake twice

annabeth: no, you make new and increasingly stupid mistakes each time

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we really are all just here scrollin through the percy jackon tag waiting for someone to find the screenshots, yeah?

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the pjo adaption is all fun and games until you realize we're gonna have to relive the perachel vs percabeth ship wars again

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i can’t stop thinking about how annabeth e-mailed percy the photo of her at dc but this doofus decided to print it and put it in his notebook to stare at her whenever he could. talk about dedication

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I love that their first instinct was to give Grover the car keys, I know that boy can’t drive a car and it gives forcing the oldest in the friend group to order food because they are the adultiest around