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me, going from actively suicidal back to passively suicidal again: well, glad that’s over

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Funniest (fantasy) way to find out you're trans I think. Assigned male by ancient prophecy

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Look me straight in the eyes and tell me your current music taste isn’t what your father played in the car when you were a kid.

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in film school they’ll tell you that actors stand close to each other in old movies because the aspect ratio is different and they have less room. however, this is not true. they stand close to each other because they’re all playing closeted gay men who want to kiss

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

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Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

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depressive episodes suck ASS man i want this to be OVER ALREADY

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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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To my understanding, show dogs and racehorses have the same kind of a "no two animals with the same exact name in the registry" rule, so they have to get creative with the official names.

And that's why pedigree show dogs have full legal names like Lotus Farms' Pilgrim's Light (answers to the name "Piggy"), and champion race horses have names like Cocaine Canoe Nutcracker Supreme (answers to no man nor god).

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Maxwell is so autistic to me. His excuse for throwing a man into a propeller until he was chopped to pieces is “he broke the rules.” He constantly has “tone issues” that he can’t understand. He refuses to use any weapons because they’re “unsporting.” He approaches every problem with logic, often butting up against everyone else’s “commit to the bit before your own life” attitude. I love him, he’s going in my terrarium.

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Behind the scenes confirming that Vic went wildly off-script with their pitch is so funny. Sam can make as many rails as he wants for them but Vic will go as far from them as possible.

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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welcome to the Murdersex zine, a zine celebrating all things sex and murder. but um. we don't want to romanticize it or anything so don't make your submissions too murdersexy. we will do extensive background checks on all applicants and if we decide a past work of yours has too much sexy murder we'll have to remove you, sorry. we have limits, you know, we want a tasteful gory spread you could put on your coffee table, and having the Wrong people in it would kill the vibe (and we condemn all killing! wholeheartedly!)