adamjessup

[adamjessup]

I-… um… I don’t- it doesn’t feel right to take it from you after… what I said and did…

[He clears his throat a little, taken off guard by the saucer.]

[He knocks on her door, faintly sniffling and lip wobbling while looking at the ground. The rain has been pouring heavily outside.]

— @adamjessup

[Delilah tilts her head, cat ears flopping to the side. A trail of rainbow trails behind her and her tail sways]

Who's this, nyaa?? A visitor!! Come on, let's get you out of the rain uwu!! You look like a little scared kitty cat all alone on the side of the road >_<

[adamjessup]

[His attention snaps out of his self-pitying and anxious daze and he looks around at all the kittens with widened eyes.]

Oh wow… how do you take care of them all, do you have other people helping you—?

[He knocks on her door, faintly sniffling and lip wobbling while looking at the ground. The rain has been pouring heavily outside.]

— @adamjessup

[Delilah tilts her head, cat ears flopping to the side. A trail of rainbow trails behind her and her tail sways]

Who's this, nyaa?? A visitor!! Come on, let's get you out of the rain uwu!! You look like a little scared kitty cat all alone on the side of the road >_<

[adamjessup]

Thank you…

[He answers softly, he seems far too in his own head to even notice that Del is… not herself, but it was the desperation.]

I’ll be honest I didn’t expect you to let me in this quickly—!

[He awkwardly laughs, fidgeting with his hands.]

[He knocks on her door, faintly sniffling and lip wobbling while looking at the ground. The rain has been pouring heavily outside.]

— @adamjessup

[Delilah tilts her head, cat ears flopping to the side. A trail of rainbow trails behind her and her tail sways]

Who's this, nyaa?? A visitor!! Come on, let's get you out of the rain uwu!! You look like a little scared kitty cat all alone on the side of the road >_<

[adamjessup]

Any fashion opinions for the people?

Hmm. Gender labels are only hindering your fashion sense, take a step out of where the clothes store told you you’re “supposed” to go and you’ll have a lot more fun.

[adamjessup]

Oh I’m sure you’ve fought maaaany big scary bad guys cupcake, now I’m real terrified!

What should I do now hm? Should I cower away with my tail between my legs? Or perhaps get on my knees and beg for your mercy and forgiveness? What ever can I say to avoid ending up like the last guy you hit with the power of friendship, hm?

Clearly I’m doing a great job at provoking you if you feel sooo inclined to prove to me just how tough and scary you are. You’re like putty in my hands, it’s cute Dash!

Wait wtf. No way ur the jessup guy my maker told me abt. Wtf hello? Aren't u supposed to b in the ground dead help??

-🍰🌸

As you can see, fluttershy, I’m pretty obviously alive and awake.

Lovely to meet you though!

[adamjessup]

You should take a long walk at noon

Will you be by my side while I do?

[adamjessup]

why do I feel like ur hot...?

Like one of those hot evil little guys

Great intuition anon! But if you really wanna feel the heat, maybe you should come find me for yourself

[adamjessup]

You know you’d have a much better shot at being even a little provocative if you couldn’t fit into my pocket, ‘hon’.

Maybe Vincent failed to tell you this part, but I prefer a challenge little one, and you look like you wouldn’t hurt a fly. No fun attacking something you just know is all bark and no bite.

Like I advised you before, it’s best you find someone whose company you actually like before this gets messy for you Dash. No one will swoop in to save you around here.

Wait wtf. No way ur the jessup guy my maker told me abt. Wtf hello? Aren't u supposed to b in the ground dead help??

-🍰🌸

As you can see, fluttershy, I’m pretty obviously alive and awake.

Lovely to meet you though!

[adamjessup]

Ohh feisty, I see why Vincent likes you!

Being an asshole doesn’t make me an uncultured swine, I know a member of the mane six when I see one. Though with a tongue that sharp, and such reckless abandon, maybe you’re more like rainbow dash?

Either way, as lucky as you were to catch me in such a charitable mood, I’d stick with your other brightly colored friends unless you’re actually looking to scream and cry.

Wait wtf. No way ur the jessup guy my maker told me abt. Wtf hello? Aren't u supposed to b in the ground dead help??

-🍰🌸

As you can see, fluttershy, I’m pretty obviously alive and awake.

Lovely to meet you though!

[adamjessup]

Wait wtf. No way ur the jessup guy my maker told me abt. Wtf hello? Aren't u supposed to b in the ground dead help??

-🍰🌸

As you can see, fluttershy, I’m pretty obviously alive and awake.

Lovely to meet you though!

[adamjessup]

Feeding isn’t as fun when you’re so obviously into it, give me a little struggle at least, jeez.

[adamjessup]

I want to smash your head through a chair then throw you down a waterfall

No everyone is willing to touch yo creepy ass

- 🪑 anon

Wouldn’t throwing me require touching me…?

It’s okay if you want to, you could just ask politely.

[adamjessup]

Because i wouldnt touch you if i was into it

- chair anon 🪑

Is this you admitting to be a tease? What a shame, that’s way less exciting.

[adamjessup]

Id like to watch you get smacked

By me

With a chair

Repeatedly.

You shouldn’t threaten me so much anon, how do you know I’m not into it?

[adamjessup]

i'd kill to be your progeny

Y’know I’ve never bothered keeping one around, but I mean if you’re offering yourself willingly…

[adamjessup]

I see no reason why we both can’t be bitey. And put it to plenty good use, thank you.

I dunno anon, you seem like you’re all talk. You’d have to prove me wrong.

There’s room for both of us to bite, but does it matter if you aren’t who you say you are?

[adamjessup]

maybe I asked because I’m bitey. you ever think about that?

Well if you’re the bitey one, since you don’t seem certain, do you plan to put said bite to good use?