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de-dpool · 3 days
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good heavens!!
see, i love the deadpool-lovers of tumblr but some of the shit that has been said about me is UNHINGED i dare say! how are some of you worse then me??? i get off on it though, just kidding! or am i?
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wo-verine · 18 hours
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Canadians are better then most people in general. Except for Wade. I do not consider Wade a Canadian, meaning he is a piece of shit. He is lying about being born in the great country of Canada and you can not change my mind.
I also need a cigar and some whiskey.
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Why do all my mortal champion need help either medical or mental?
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I finally fixed your hat. Happy now? You were bald for like…uh a month. Now your biggest problem is all the cat hairs
FINALLY! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
NORMALLY I FIND ANY MEAT SACKS YOU HUMANS CALL "CUTE" UTTERLY DISGUSTING, BUT YOUR CAT IS DIFFERENT! WE'VE ACTUALLY BEEN GETTING ALONG, GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER!
IN FACT, I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN IN HER FRAGILE LITTLE BODY SEVERAL TIMES ALREADY! PRETTY COOL, RIGHT? NOW YOU KNOW WHY YOUR CAT'S BEEN RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES AT 6:66AM!
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I swear the next person to come into the infirmary is getting healed via punch to the balls-
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plaguelaboratories · 3 days
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Closed Starter for @thehatakefamily
Some would call her a monster, and some may call her a savior for her abilities as she looked in the mirror of the rundown off-the-books apartment of New York City.
The file had been given to her a couple days ago and there wasn't much. Somebody wanted a man dead. Not just any man, someone who pissed enough people to collect on a bounty. A hefty one. However, it didn't help when there was only a mention of a nickname. No doubt, not true to its name. The Devil.
Kyra had contacts in the black market but most were reluctant to even utter the name. Leaving the bathroom, she exited out of the apartment, and out of the building. Every second lost, was one more reason on not finding him sooner.
As she walked through the streets of good old New York city, she kept to herself, keeping her hands in her pockets, careful to not make contact with anyone.
The wave of coffee and baked goods wafted into the air and she stopped in her tracks, seeing the around the corner cafe. She hadn't had a decent meal for who knows how long. But the world revolved around money, she didn't have any, the lab made sure the specimens didn't get anything.
The temptation to run away wouldn't be there.
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ask-thefox · 3 days
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It appears that we do. May I sit with you? [They walk over, not sitting yet but ready to.]
"Go ahead."
[He crossed his legs, with that same toothy grin he always has.]
"You seemed a bit awkward earlier. The food was wonderful, by the way."
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mafleur · 4 hours
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i. infernal.
𝖿𝖺𝖼𝖺ㅤㅤ𝖼𝗈𝗆ㅤㅤ𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝖾—𝖼𝖺𝗋𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗆
𝗋𝗎𝗂́𝗇𝖺𝗌ㅤ 𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗀𝖺𝗌,ㅤ 符号.ㅤ 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖼̧𝖺ㅤ 𝗆𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗇𝖺.
“ㅤ𔕛ㅤ⸻ㅤ𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐫,ㅤ 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝗂𝗇𝖺́𝗋𝗂𝗈.
𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗸𝗼́𝘀,ㅤ 𝗆𝖾𝗎ㅤ 𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗈ㅤ 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝗂𝗇𝖺́𝗋𝗂𝗈.
𝙼𝙳𝙲𝙲𝙲𝙻𝚇𝚅𝙸𝙸𝙸ㅤㅤ𖤐ㅤㅤ𝖎𝗇𝖿𝖾𝗋𝗇𝗈ㅤㅤ𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗋𝖺́𝗍𝗂𝖼𝗈.
𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾⠀⠀( 𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥/𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗆 )⠀⠀𝗂𝗇⠀⠀地獄.
𝟢𝟥:𝟥𝟪 𝖺𝗆. 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗅 𝗂𝗇 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗇, 𝐰𝐚𝐫 𝒊𝒗.
𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥, 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖾𝗌. 𝗍𝗁͟𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗎𝗂𝗌𝗁.
𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖻𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒊𝒗.⠀“𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗐 𝗈𝖿 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗆𝗂𝖾𝗌.”
𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳⠀𝙲𝚁𝙾𝚆,⠀(...)ㅤ🐦‍⬛⠀𝄒⠀𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋.
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ii. huánghuā yú.
⠀⠀活 𝟢𝟣 小队. ──── 活 𝟢𝟤 小队.
⠀⠀𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟫, 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐰𝐞𝐬𝐭.
⠀⠀𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖼𝗂𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗄. 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗍𝗁 𝖽𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗇.
ㅤㅤ𝗍𝗁𝖾ㅤ的士兵ㅤ𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐧ㅤ𝗌𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗂𝖾𝗋.
“ㅤ𝗎𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗇 热 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅. ”
ᅟᅟ 𝗉𝖾𝗅𝗈ᅟ(ᅟ地狱ᅟ)ᅟ𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗌𝗈.
𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗈 𝗎𝗆 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝖾𝗂���𝗈 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒂𝒊𝒓 𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗌
𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗅. 明天的撒旦, ⎯⎯  𝒉𝒖𝒂́𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒖𝒂 𝒚𝒖́.
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ask-cloud-the-lamb · 10 hours
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[First time roleplaying. If I do anything wrong, tell me.]
A fluffy, white dog with three purple eyes is wondering inside a small opening between the tree of Darkwood. He has a missionary necklace and a small knife attacked to his belt. His purple dress doesn't look that pratical for a crusade, yet he looks completely unharmed. He is smilimg, too, unbothered
*Cloud tilts their head inquisitively. They're holding their crown in the form of a bloodstained dagger.*
Who... who are you? You have three eyes, like my Lord... but your energy is almost... opposite to his... who are you? What are you?
#rp
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wo-verine · 3 days
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If Wade Wilson wore glasses, he would look like a fucking idiot. He can not pull them off.
Thought for the day.
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the-sleepydragon · 2 days
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@he-ofhavoc
Imora... i'm in a rush here. I need ethan.
*His hand is behind his back. He's hiding something, but you can tell he isn't holding anything.*
[Imora stands in front of the TV protectively with a suspicious look on her face.]
"Leshy... Why do you need Ethan? What could you possibly need him for?"
"And what is that you've got behind your back?"
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de-dpool · 2 days
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dp, i NEED to know what some of ur most deadliest combos for food are. mayo mixed with mustard? or what? plz tell me… u seem like the kind of guy to put tuna on pizza…
did you know that milk curdles when you put lemon in it? not a fan!! also mayo with mustard isn’t even that crazy, ever tried boiled eggs with mustard?
i am the type of guy to have tuna on pizza, but not just any tuna! RAW TUNA. like sashimi! hear me out. try it on a Margherita pizza. and of course, Hawaiian pizza with olives is really good.
i really like mango with chilli as well,,,,
i know this makes me sound like a head case, and i probably am but it’s SOOO GOOODD! also watermelon and feta is really nice (i need help)
cream cheese with cheetos and balsamic is also literally the best thing ever you will ascend to godhood like me when you taste it
caramelised prawns are also crazy good :3
and avocado on toast with capers
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kiaradaughterofselene · 12 hours
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Why did she have to stay up past curfew tonight? There was likely no one around who could help, and she didn't know if anyone was taking the night shift in the infirmary.
Besides, she should be able to heal this wound. She had always been able to heal stuff like this. So why now? Why wouldn't it work? Why did she have to forget the ambrosia she always kept on her in her cabin?
@the-gods-abandoned-us @arisdaughter @mache-of-greece @kaiaalwayswins @unhinged-waterlilly @yourlocalfallenstar @son-of-the-moonlight @luci-likes-dinoss @elixs-mythology-corner @bast-the-best26 @emdabitchass @if-chaos-was-a-boy @luck-is-crucial @love-lightning-forethought @the-prince-telemachus @pink-koi-lovejoy @fire-boy-official
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luigigirl12 · 1 day
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Button tower noise meeting Weridcore tower Pepperman
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I decided to draw one of the moments that happened on an rp that me and alextydaisuda123 did and I was having fun on that rp! I do hope that we can rp more often 😁
weridcore tower belongs to @alextydaisuda123
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nyxe-dragonetti · 1 day
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Hi Twix!!
Nyxe. Hey Taco! What's up?
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the-handunit · 2 days
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"Uh-oh! How unfortunate!"
"I'm gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring!"
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"You're very annoying. Please leave."
{sorry I got to this late, Tumblr just refuses notifications}
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