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i pulled a qiqi...
I pulled. A qiqi.
I PULLED.
A.
QIQI.
sobs
#genshin impact#qiqi#i had a feeling from the start this banner was gonna be cursed for me#i was telling my bsf right b4 i started playing#GODDAMMIT THIS IS MY SECOND LOST 50/50 IN A ROW#PLEASE I JUST WANT WRIO BEFORE HE GOES BACK TO THE CRYO BASEMENT#ong probs gonna break my f2p this banner to get both of them and his weapon#when gambling goes low#i go lower#Day 400 of hiding from my friends
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So uhhh discovered Servant of Evil the other day
Love it, literally havent stopped looping it since I found it but a lil progamer tip:
DONT FUCKIN LISTEN TO IT DURING EI'S 2ND STORY QUEST, ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT MAKOTO
(I'm devastated)
#genshin impact#raiden shogun#ei genshin impact#makoto genshin impact#story quest#genuinely was so close to crying#just imagining makoto with the switching verse as she runs off to khaenriah without telling ei#DEVASTATED#oh yeah#servant of evil#daughter of evil#Day 343 of hiding from my friends
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Yall I think I'm a bsd sleeper agent or Akutagawa possessed me for a brief moment or smth
Just read a (non-bsd) fic where someone in this au was a weretiger AND OUT OF FUCKIN NOWHERE I WENT-
"WERE TIGER *cough cough* RASHOUMON"
H y e l p
#bungou stray dogs#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd#i have a problem#i blame my con parent#they're the one who got me into bsd#but yea that happened#BUT THE WORST PART IS#NOT ONLY DID I THINK IT#I HEARD IT IN BRIAN'S VOICE#that man haunts me#Day 337 of hiding from my friends
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So I introduced my baby brother to genshin right? And ofc he's a simple simple child who does not understand the complexities and true power of darling paimon so he'll sometimes mimic her and ofc I'll mimic him to which we discovered I do a decent paimon impression...
Which has now started the tradition of- whenevr we're bored/annoying each other- in our best paimon voices we roast each other by saying "Paimon thinks..." or smth similar
Here are the highlights (and some that I couldn't say bc he's too young. But i thought them):
*don't remember how it started but eventually goes into...* "Ooh Paimon's gonna give u a mean nickname! Paimon's gonna call you... A BITCH"
Similarly: "Paimon thinks ur a bitch"
"Paimon's gonna sell you to the nearest Fatui agent!"
"Paimon doesn't think that's a good idea..." *CRASH*
"Paimon's gonna yeet u off starsnatch cliff"
"Paimon thinks u should doubt urself more" "Oh Paimon's alrdy full of crippling self doubt"
#genshin impact#paimon#personally i will not take this paimon slander#shes just a cutie patootie#probably with enough power to destroy teyvat#but thats a problem for later#or as my bro would say#Paimon thinks we should save that for laterrr#thats his fav after discovering the boundary limits#dont get me wrong#i do love him#but I also want to affectionately strangle him#its the cain instinct#Day 336 of hiding from my friends#i think#the queue is throwing me off
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*Reads an attempt fic bc we're feeling Feelings^TM*
*hesitates for 50 years whether to leave kudos bc that feels like admitting smth and that's scary but eventually does it*
"You've already left kudos here"
Me, having no recollection of this fic: ?????
#ao3#fic#taking a break from arc@ne posting#bc the Big Sad has struck#vi's just like me frfr#if anyone wanted to kno#it was in fact a haikaveh fic#now do i actually think either of them would do it#no but likeee#projecting is how we cope<3#and kaveh just like me fr#hence he gets hit with my angst#probably will delete later#just needed a lil vent time#tw implied sui attempt#Day 287 of hiding from my friends#and hopefully they nvr find me💀#bc im not rdy to answer some questions#fuck knows they alrdy kno how messed up I've been this year
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Cosplayed Kaeya for Halloween and I get. SO UNREASONABLY ANGRY. ANYTIME I SEE KAEYA FANART
Not bc its bad, quite the opposite but just bc i am reminded just how much detailllll this man has in his fuckin outfit.
It takes me. AT LEAST. 20-30 MINUTES. TO PUT ON THE DAMN OUTFIT. AT LEAST.
WHY DOES A MAN NEED THAT MANY CHAINS AND BELTS??? FOR ANOTHER MAN TO GRAB THEM?????
W H O R E
#genshin impact#kaeya genshin impact#halloween#cosplay#ISTG IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE GOLD CHAIN IM GONNA LOSE IT#DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE VEST-CAPE#AND THE WIG#I LOST SO MUCH SLEEP OVER THIS FUCKIN COSPLAY#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN#Y WAS IT HARD#never going this again ong#...i say while planning out my cyno cosplay for a spring con#i am trapped in genshin hell#and i cant get out#Day 277 of hiding from my friends#oh i forgot to mention earlier#i mean whore in the most affectionate way#obv#i love kaeya#but HA#GAYYYYYYY#dont hurt me kaeya stans#IM ONE OF U
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YALL I WAS MAKING BREAKFAST WITH MY FRIENDS AND I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKIN STABBED MYSELF WITH A PIPING BAG TIP AND NOW THERE'S THE IMPRINT OF A BUNCH OF DOTS IN A CIRCLE ON MY WRIST HYELP-
#rat rambles#tw injury#guys it hurts so bad#i was just tryna be cute with my friends#and i was brutally mauled#i cant live laugh love under these conditions#that was it#just wanted to rant#Day 248 of hiding from my friends
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Borderline too horny for main BUT U MFS R TELLING ME THERE'S NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN NON-SEXUAL SUBMISSION FIC UNDER XICHENG???
With the amount of constant stress they're under as leaders of their respective sects and the constant emotional turmoil they're under, especially post canon????
NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN ONE DESPITE THEM BOTH BEING ON TWO OPPOSITES SIDES OF THE EMOTIONALLY REPRESSED SCALE AND SO DESPERATELY NEEDING A RELEASE?????
For shame. Sit in ur word docs and think about what we've failed to do. Let's go to it gamers, tis the season with it being october and all that.
#xicheng#lan xichen#jiang cheng#fic ideas#getting back to my roots with my danmei otp#idc if ppl think its an odd ship#these mfs got me through high school and freshman year#no but srsly the bondahe imagery is right there#AND IT GOES BOTH WAYS#jc with zidian#and lxc with the headband#either we're not thinking enough or yall r cowards#inspired by my comfort nonsexual submission haikaveh fic#ive read this shit no less than 4 times over the past few weeks#so soft#so angsty#yummy content#Day 248 of hiding from my friends#do u understand y#1 of them alrdy knows about my shibari study and that was the awkwardest fuckin convo in the world#I DIDNT EVEN MEAN TO TELL HER EITHER
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I've made a mistake...
So for context, I'm taking a server class rn and for this project, the prof wants us to make our own API but I wanted to make my own Genshin dataset so I spent like 4/5 hours on that but he still had to review it to make sure it fits with the project's scope.
So I bring it in today and when I show it to him he deadass shouts in the middle of class, "Genshin dataset, sweet!" And ofc everyone starts laughing and now I'm dying of embarrassment but to be fair he did try to defend me like, "I didn't mean it in a bad way, you guys know I play all types of games."
Anyways, he approved it and he said he's excited for my project and then he asked for my favorites so we slightly bonded over that lol
In conclusion: follow ur cringe dreams<3
#genshin impact#storytime#idk i thought it was cringe but also endearing and funny#i really hope this project works out tho#bc im rly excited for it too#as for the last part#i believe my favs r obvious#kaeya in the lead#with venti diluc kaveh alhaitham and cyno all tied for second#followed by wriosthesley freminet razor bennett noelle and chongyun tied for third#dont make me choose between my babies#theyre all just lil guys#except my darling dearest noelle#i wish i could protect u forever<3#probs tied for my favorite hangout quest (so far)#Day 247 of hiding from my friends#they might catch me with this one tho
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Meant to post yesterday but....
HAPPY OCTOBER!!
No matter how u celebrate, whether it's flufftober, kinktober, inktober or any other cursed contentobers: may it be a productive one🫡
#ao3#ao3 writer#flufftober#kinktober#inktober#OMG WHUMPTOBER#HOW COULD I FORGET THE EVENT THAT GOT ME INTO WRITING#im actually dumb yall#im just a little guy#maybe this year ill actually finish my wips#ive got a no. 6 one and a kaeluc one that I've been working on for rhe longest time#that should be my goal this month#Day 246 of hiding from my friends
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AHAHHAHAHA THIS IS IT.
TY.
I LOVE YOU.
MAY U HAVE A GOOD DAY AND MAY UR PILLOW ALWAYS BE COLD.
Oh lovely people of tumblr~
I once again require ur fic assistance.
Aight I'm like 70% sure it was jjk omegaverse, omega satoru (but he also could've just been... like that... six eyes bs or what not... ANYWAYS)
Important part's the "plot". So if it wasn't omegaverse I cant fuckin remember y but for some reason Gojo couldn't sleep or he'd like panic or smth and the only thing to get him down was like to scruff him (is that the word? i dont fuckin remember. they do like a neck thing) Now Suguru didn't like doing it but he realized it helped him so he was like fuck it we ball u know?
Idk bro i read like 50 fics that night and they all kinda blended together. Also im mid allnighter and delirious on sugar rn. But if that made any sense and u know it, I will be forever grateful to u and i will love you platonically (haha jk unless...) pls and thank u🙏
#nvr will experience more kindness than from my fellow tumblr users#would swear loyalty to all of u if i could#but that kinda defeats the purpose😔#anywhoooo#yall im dumb as rocks#i passed over this fic like a million times cuz i remember it being more jokey than serious#completely forgot about THE part#which was like....#most of the fic#but y remember when i have u guys🫶#jjk#satosugu#fic recs#this was actually rly good#p sure i cried at some point#ALSO THANK U AGAINNN#ur the best frfr
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Oh lovely people of tumblr~
I once again require ur fic assistance.
Aight I'm like 70% sure it was jjk omegaverse, omega satoru (but he also could've just been... like that... six eyes bs or what not... ANYWAYS)
Important part's the "plot". So if it wasn't omegaverse I cant fuckin remember y but for some reason Gojo couldn't sleep or he'd like panic or smth and the only thing to get him down was like to scruff him (is that the word? i dont fuckin remember. they do like a neck thing) Now Suguru didn't like doing it but he realized it helped him so he was like fuck it we ball u know?
Idk bro i read like 50 fics that night and they all kinda blended together. Also im mid allnighter and delirious on sugar rn. But if that made any sense and u know it, I will be forever grateful to u and i will love you platonically (haha jk unless...) pls and thank u🙏
#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#satosugu#if it wasnt clear this was a slash fic#im p sure shoko was there too but *shrug*#BROTHER IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FIC FOR WEEKS#AND LIKE THERE'S NOT MANY OMEGA SATORU FICS SO IM LIKE ???#if it got removed i will cry#i cant do this again#alrdy got a heart attack from the last one#anywayssss#ao3#fic help#find a fic#i didnt kno there was a tag for that eheh#guess what im gonna be using moreee#Day 241 of hiding from my friends#we had a close call this week tho ngl
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YALL KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF.
So I have this one professor, old-ish, kinda scary lady and she's superrr strict about emails like she wants u to talk like you're talking to the goddamn queen and i mean- to some extent I get it right? Like getting us rdy for workplace emailing. That's fine.
Well I had to update her on smth so i spend likeee nearly an hour drafting it to her specifications...
TELL ME Y SHE RESPONDS BACK WITH
Thanks. Don't worry about it.
*prof nickname and only nickname*
- Sent from my iPhone
On one hand, im glad she's more chill than i thought BUT UR TELLING ME. I WASTED A PORTION OF MY FREE NIGHT TRYNA GIVE U BASIC HUMAN COURTESY ON Y I MIGHT BE A LIL UNPREPARED FOR CLASS. THAT I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO DO MIND U. AND U HIT ME WITH THE haha lol dw get iphoned nerd
A A A A.
#vent#vent post#yall im just tired#i miss high school#now i gotta deal with nonstop BULLSHIT#tbf i am exaggerating a lil bit for comedic effect#but she rly didnt add more than 2-3 words on top of what i put#like ms girl if u want a 5 pg essay on an email#i would like at least a nice paragraph back#sigh tis life ig#Day 222 of hiding from my friends#ehehe triple numbers go brrr
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Forever flabbergasted by the time I offhandedly teased a dude about bdsm and the only person who understood it was the other autistic, chronically online dude in the group
On the dark bright side, two more people in this world know what bdsm is😃
#spicy rat hours#college life#cw bd/sm#wait y is that split#that seems to defeat the purpose#anyway i thought it was funny#its become a running joke in that friend group now#just a friendly reminder#yeah uni sucks#but sometimes u have iconic moments like this#stay strong comrades#Day 216 of hiding from my friends
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Pre-event:
"Ehh Wanderer is alright. Seems a lil too edgy for me..."
Event:
*gets established as a knight figure*
"Oh no-
I want him."
#genshin impact#scaramouche#wanderer#posting about this on the side bc it feels too down bad for main#siiigh outing rat's knight kink for the world to see#...is that why i main kaeya and noelle#HOLY SHIT GUYS#im terrible#atrocious even#pls put me down#its for the good of the fandom#Day 202(?) of hiding from my friends#summer scales and tales#i keep forgetting this one
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Still fighting through my kaeluc fic but went back to edit and didn't realize I lowkey just channeled my frustration with my coworkers into all the side characters

#fic progress#fic update#ao3#ao3 writer#kaeluc#luckae#kaeluckae#bout to just settle on my favorite tag and stick with it#i cant anymore#Day 189 of hiding from my friends
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Guys hyelppp
I'm working on a Kaeluc fic, my first and the longest one I've done to date and I'm about halfway through it
But I nono wannaaaaaa
I want it to exist, I don't want to write it anymoreeeee
Someone should be my writing buddy and bully me into finishing it<3 /j... unless...
#ao3#fics#ao3 writer#kaeluc#kaeluckae#genshin impact#siiigh#why is it so hard to make the words go#i wouldnt be this desparate if i didnt read all the fics i was comfortable with on ao3#UUUUU ALL MADE ME LIKE THIS#there were no more comfy fics so i had to pull a#fine ill do it myself#I SHALL REVITALIZE OUR LIL NICHE#UNTIL I GO MAD WITH POWER#or the antis get me#thats my greatest fear#bc i will cry#i just wanna be a lil silly goofy#Day 164 of hiding from my friends
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