Addison, She/her, Lesbian I will write in a bastardized version of english unhinged sentences and make them your problem
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If you are straight, no you aren't, it is gay month, so you are officially gay
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rb if feminine-presenting trans-masc people are valid
i want a close friend to know that theyre accepted
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I had a dream my cat came back last night, I miss him.
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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)
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Sometimes when I do my calc homework I feel like I'm on a roll and am really cooking a gourmet meal. Then I look at the recipe (answer key) and I realize that what I cooked was actually significantly closer to meth.
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to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel
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I was reminded today that I always want to avoid thinking about bonobos.
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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What I'm getting here is that we're not 100% on the whole species thing, but we've got this gender shit locked down.
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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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Very fancy potato postcard from my collection, date unknown.
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People aren't talking about the real issues around the LA fires. What if the trees get lung cancer. This is the issue of most concern.
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INGESTED not just chewed on to clarify lol. based on real responses from my groupchat
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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