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You have a superpower. To you the age of a thing is the only thing that determines how tough something is. A freshly smelted block of tungsten would crumple like spun sugar, while an antique book might as well be indestructible.

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"What kind of fool forgot their child in my woods?" The beast wondered out aloud. "I wasn't forgotten…" The child said weakly.

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We are going to bake a rainbow cake!

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“So this lawyer is preparing a case where he deserves to enter heaven. Should we tell him he was going to get in anyway?” “No, I’m going to let him have this one. Let him have the most important argument he will ever experience.”

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Person: What's your book about?

Writers:

I'm both somehow 🙃

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Although healing powers are common, yours is one of the strongest in the world. The hit squad big pharma sends manages to take out your entire family but you survive. Now the world is about to find out that power wasn't the ability to remove ailments…it's true nature is to simply remove.

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"I know you want to refuse my gift, because you don't think you deserve it. Let me assure you, you don't. By no means have you earned this blessing. But this has nothing to do with what you deserve. I'm giving it to you because I want you to have it. Nothing more."

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You're the healer of the group. The rest of the party has always treated you like you're made of glass. You were content to stay out of their way and let them do their thing. Until they all got downed leaving you the only one standing. That's when you show them how deadly healing magic can be.

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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

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You, the villain, faked your death and started over years ago. But you never expected the hero to stumble into your new favorite bar, laughing with their friends.

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Every now and then I see a post that's like, "oh, it's EXTRA important to tell fanfic authors you like their work, because THEY don't get paid like PROFESSIONAL authors," and it always leaves me feeling incredibly irritated.

I made $1 in royalties this month. I make about thirty cents a sale.

You can uplift writers doing things for free without implying that professional writers are somehow making bank. I have to beg online for grocery money every couple of weeks.

And my trad pub friends aren't doing much better tbqh.

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"No," said Santa. "I won't let you destroy this world. Whatever you say, whatever your judgment, my lists say that most humans are, in the end, Nice."

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You’re the half-dragon child of a king and a dragon mother who gave up everything to marry him. When you hit puberty, dragon features start to emerge, and now your father spends his days fending off knights determined to 'slay the dragon.

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In a world of supers, you are hailed as the most terrifying super villain. You rarely appear and are feared not because you are evil, or have some grand plan. It is because super heroes inevitably become corrupt. When that corruption becomes too great for the world, you clean house.

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Not going to lie I think I've spent more time this year sick than I have awake.

Anyway, hi, I'm a little back. Happy holiday season, I'm still sick as all get-out, so I probably will continue to not be posting much. I'm also trying to write something for the first time in ages, so we'll see how that goes?