TERFs fuck off, ACAB, and BLM. You and I both know this place is a mess let's not kid ourselves. AJ / 22 / Asexual, Panromantic / Nonbinary (they/them) / INTP / please ask me about my ocs I like to talk about them a lot I'm always Stressed, Sinning, and Runnin' on Rage & Dr. Pepper Please don't repost my art on any other sites/accounts- reblog it instead.
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Cassette Beasts has gained my interest by including plastic, glass, and glitter in its elemental system, and by foregoing the typical system of types being resistant and vulnerable to damage from certain other types in favor of a system that applies buffs and debuffs to creatures if they’re attacked by certain types.
For example, metal and earth beasts damaged by a poison attack will gain a buff that inflicts additional poison damage to targets of their melee attacks, plastic beasts damaged by earth attacks will have their speed reduced, and ice beasts damaged by fire will temporarily become water-type.
The best part is that glitter attacks will cause any target to temporarily become glitter-type, and a glitter beast will temporarily copy the type of any move it’s struck by.
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Play Cassette Beasts; we’ve got:
oops I joined a death cult
maybe if I shout enough anime battle cries people won’t notice how sad I am
autistic burnout but girl
the cringiest of my middle school OCs has come back to haunt me
literally a Shakespeare protagonist
the goodest boy (ice-flavored)
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anyway you should play cassette beasts. it's pokemon with schmoovement. you get to beat the shit out of landlords and the tumblr sexyman embodiment of imperialism. the equivalent of the pokemon league champion is a middle-aged lesbian who can transform into clockwork godzilla. it's technically an au of a shakespeare play. mothman and the flatwoods monster and the daleks are there. you can pet the dog because he's a party member and has his own social link. and oh god there's so many cheese strats
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is there truly any relationship more intimate than between a very dangerous person and the one person they trust to stop them?
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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
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most devastating plot twist in videogame history
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How long until RFK brings back the humor medical system
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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..

so. many crab rave.. plese
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God what i wouldn't give to have the sheer stamina and work ethic of my next door neighbor. Every morning, 8am, the hammers and drills come out. he's putting up shelves. he's feeding cables through walls 6 inches from my pillow. He's putting together furniture. He's making smoothies. He's 74 years old. Does it piss me off? of course. But i have to admit that he is clearly also the superior being. I need The Substance but to turn me (anemic 20-something with the constitution of a consumptive Victorian child) into this absolute beast of a man
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artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations
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firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
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I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny
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