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My brain: we are like 18-22 years old that feels right

Also my brain: reference something obscure from the early 2000s RIGHT NOW

It hurt itself in confusion

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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God grant me the strength to do the things I enjoy

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And that’s that on that.

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Petrolisthes violaceus, a species of porcelain crab, in Los Molles, Chile

by Diego Gutierrez

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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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unrestrained summer fun

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Found a large aphid on my hand and reached over to hand it to my coworker at the same time that she reached over to hand me a mason bee that had landed on her.

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 1999 — dir. Gil Junger

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something that came to me in a dream

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Your goal should be to get weirder with age and im not kidding. Become that odd estranged extended family member that owns a whacky home wherein a powerful magical item is kept that is the catalyst for the story of a children's adventure novel protagonist