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Istyle - Alec Lightwood-Bane Issue limited 2500 copies (sold out on all black market)

The Consul talks life, fashion, and what is in his bag. Fun fact: The photographer has even more photos, but they disappear after the photoshoot. Watch out for any tall, cat-eyed man you see, he might possess all the Alec photocards

Magazine flipbook version available below the cut

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Impersonating Dad. It’s fun to imagine little Max going round copying little traits and things Alec and Magnus do that they don’t even realise, but it’s really endearing   

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What do you think Alec's reaction to clace having a lot of kids would be. Now that he is the consul he will have to basically deal with an army of clace.

Okay but we don't talk enough about Uncle!Alec. He is going to be protective af. We been knew.

But then he IS the Consul and these are kids who have both Jace and Clary's genes....

I feel like he would have two moods.

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Lily is that you?? 👀

I remember she wanted to be a vampire nun 😭

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5 Things You Don't Know About Malec

1. Alec wanted his and Magnus's wedding rings to be special. He bought two plain gold bands and had a faery smith engraved them so that the Lightwood pattern of flames was on the outside and the words 'Aku Cinta Kamu' I love you in Indonesian was on the inside thus honoring both his heritage and Magnus's.

2. One Christmas, Alec received anonymous blue sweater in the mail that matched his eyes. Magnus was convinced the sweater was contaminated with some deadly magical substance, it was some sort of assassination attempt. He experimented on the sweater until it exploded. Later it was revealed that Catarina Loss had knitted the sweater for Alec and had forgotten to include a note.

3. After the defeat of Valentine, downworlders from all over the world came to Venice to celebrated their victory with a huge masked ball. Magnus and Alec were the only Downworlder-Shadowhunter couple in attendance and after the events of the ball, Alec became pretty famous in downworld.

4. Alec's favorite lullaby to sing to his kids is À la claire fontaine which his mother used to sing to her kids when they were little. Magnus prefers to sing pop songs to Max and Rafe, Bicycle by Queen and Starman by David Bowie are two of his favorites.

5. Magnus and Alec celebrated their second anniversary by getting each other fluffy purple bathrobes.

source: cassandra clare via simon teen youtube channel

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Actually in cohf Magnus was so ready to let them all die (including himself) in Edom lol

But Alec having none of it lmao

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Magnus is a neck kisser

Alec is a forehead kisser

I SAID WHAT I SAID

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Well, it IS canon ✌️

I always headcanoned magnus inherited his mother’s looks (mixblood of dutch-indonesian)

The only thing that resembles asmodeus is his cat eyes which is his warlock mark

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I always headcanoned magnus inherited his mother’s looks (mixblood of dutch-indonesian)

The only thing that resembles asmodeus is his cat eyes which is his warlock mark

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Magnus’ view from bed

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Magnus Bane and His Mother Tongue

Spanish had been the first language that he had learned to speak, after his native language. That was the one tongue he did not speak often. It reminded him of his mother, and his stepfather—reminded him of the love and the prayer and despair of his childhood. The words of his homeland rested a little too heavily on his tongue, as if he had to mean them, had to be serious, when he spoke.

—What Really Happened in Peru

Softly, Magnus said, “Aku cinta kamu.” “What does that mean?” Magnus disentangled himself from Alec’s grip. “It means I love you. Not that that changes anything.”

—City of Lost Souls

Magnus wasn’t sure if Alec wanted to be comforted or not, but he finally couldn’t stand it: going to Alec, he pulled his boyfriend into his arms. For a split second, Alec hung on to Magnus tightly, his hands fisting in Magnus’s coat, his forehead pressed to Magnus’s shoulder.  Magnus murmured words he hadn’t realized he even remembered: soft words in Malay, of comfort and reassurance.

—The Lost Book of the White

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Why Alec Lightwood shouldn’t trust his parabatai’s judgement 😜

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My babygirl and his baby boy 💖

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😮😮

I just know about this 👀

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So they had this practice back then, I shoudn't be surprised

I just know about this 👀

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Despicable 💀

I just know about this 👀

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I just know about this 👀