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merry christmas (derogatory)

oh boy december 25th! rudolta time

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every time rudolta moves, it jingles

rudolta has the cognitive function to speak. it knows words

however it cannot speak because it has no tongue

since rudolta cannot speak, it communicates emotions through stomping

it tends to headbutt things. including employees

endless stare. rudolta has no eyelids and therefore blankly stares at every employee

rudolta is the reason the song "sleigh ride" is banned in the corporation. it will breach it it even barely hears it

smells like sugar cookies and blood

the meatsack on it's back is just that, a sack of meat. it likes to think otherwise but it's just meat

rudolta HATES when people try to put things on it, from ornaments to necklaces

while employees are forbidden to open the black bag in its sleigh and the presents inside, the "gifts" rudolta carries range from wrapped plywood to actual gifts to things like toys with human teeth

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bear hugs!

starting off the actual writing bit of this account with some headcanons about my favorite abnormality, happy teddy bear

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teddy sees other stuffed animals as friends and family! sometimes employees will leave their old stuffed toys in its containment unit so it doesn't get too lonely

speaking of loneliness, happy teddy gets very anxious when left alone for too long. it starts to think it's been left to rot again

it loves watching children's cartoons! half of the time attachment work is just watching care bears with it

it also likes old children's books and acoustic guitar

if teddy could eat, it would like honey cheerios and applesauce

if teddy was a human it would listen to kimya dawson

happy teddy loves being dressed up! one time an employee sewed it a little dress

it doesn't really understand how death works. everytime teddy crushes an employee it gets confused and sad

very very soft despite its matted fur! if you could hug teddy without getting your windpipe destroyed it would be like hugging an old friend you haven't seen in years

it "sleeps" curled up in a ball like a cat

it also goes into a psuedo-hibernation; it becomes less active and more sleepy in the winter months

happy teddy used to breach but it's far too scared to now (for.. multiple reasons)

sometimes teddy clings to the legs of employees (usually resulting in muscle pain because this bear is Strong)

similar to build a bears, happy teddy has a little clay heart inside it

it stores a photo of its former owner right next to that heart.

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heyy hello hi

my name is callio/calliope my pronouns are he/they and this is my lobcorp blog!

this is mainly for headcanons and writing but i will also put lobcorp-related art and rambles here

i'm mainly here for the abnormalities but i will do things for the sephirah too! gotta show some robot love

!! this is partially ask based!! send in ur requests friends !!

i will do:

headcanon lists

writing (usually short/shorter, i will occasionally write longer things but understand i get burnt out easy)

reader inserts (i get it sometimes you just wanna hug chesed)

ships as long as they aren't like. illegal

wonderlab related things

horror/unsettling writing (will be tagged)

i will not do

nsfw related

anything proship-adjacent. ew

not a hard ban but i would like to stray away from the abnormalities bloodbath and nameless fetus (both make me feel kind of ill)

also not a hard ban but please be aware that i don't know anything about library of ruina. if you ask me about argalia i will implode /j

thank u for ur time ^-^