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Yeah, can I get boiled pizza

And my dining companion wants to get their sandwich poached.

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Date of original post: Jan 1st, 2014

Well oneof you is lying

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Show dominance by running on the same treadmill behind someone, bonus points if you have never meet this person in your life.

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Alright, so there is the rule not to use the urinal next to someone, right? But what do you do if you are using the urinal and someone comes up behind you and places their hand on one of your hips and rest their dick on the other and starts pissing in the same urinal as you? And what if they start whispering things in your ear? What is the rule in that case?

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Yayyyyyy, happy new year!! It’s finally 2004!

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Liquid salt and powdered butter, please.

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You know, pine cones are my favorite type of apples.

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I dyed all my hair and cut it at a weird angle so that one side ends at my ear and the other side ends at my shoulder. I think I am so weird though, that after being like “oh, cool hair” no one says anything else. They just accept it into their mental catalog that, ‘yes, people can just look like anime characters nowadays’ and it’s just so strange to me how some people can walk up to me for the first time from the dye and cut and just not say anything. They are like ‘no, you look absolutely the same to me, nothing has changed’ like how?

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I see

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A concept drawing for my vampire Senku AU fanfic. Available to read on Ao3

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Art of Senku from Dr stone for my fan fiction “Senku doesn’t want to wear pants”

Gen got him in the dress, and now they are in his room, read the story to find out what happens.

Part 2 of the fic with Tsukasa coming after I get enough rest from drawing.

Go to Ao3 to read

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But sometimes I put on the wrong background noise and it’s just a mess until I put on the right background noise.

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They have one scary, dark, hardcore style drink, but it’s named something like “the lame loser sad drink.” And they won’t put your order in unless you say it’s name. Once they confirm they yell to the other bartender that this guy wants “the lame loser sad drink.” And the other bartender is like, okay, let me make sure the ingredients for it aren’t expired, since I don’t remember the last time someone order it.

So, yeah…

a dim and grim fantasy tavern but the drinks are very colourful and fruity with little umbrellas & curly straws

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Ghost hand.

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Bloody Jay

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2017 vs. 2022, same person?

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You know when you get, like, throat heartburn?