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For anyone who needs it. Pls share and reblog.

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Youtube:

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Not particularly a fan of the whole "tumblr sexyman™" thing, but considering the fact that he's an immoral presumably tall chain-smoking humanoid cryptid thing with the voice of Bob Holt, I'm surprised it hasn't happened already.

Alternative timeline where The Lorax (2012) was never made, but the Once-ler's 1972 version became an obscure tumblr sexyman instead

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Love it.

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Vote Pomni! Its still possible. I am so determined to make sure that wascaly wabbit doesn't win

that I am actively encouraging voter fraud.

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I have nothing to add. You know what to do.

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When people draw Tenna, I hope their own personal nostalgia influences how they draw him.

🎤📺🕺

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So, today I learned that there is an audio clip of Donald Trump in public talking to a child on an escalator, saying that he'd be dating her in 10 years.

Imagine for a second if a person of any minority did this.

Imagine if a person of color said this. If a gay person said this. If a trans person said this. Imagine the reactions we would see within 12 hours. 24 hours. 48 hours. 72 hours. Imagine who would never stop talking about it, who would never want to forget about it. Imagine who would be trying as hard as they can to get legal action on it.

But its not a person of a minority.

Its Donald Trump.

And because it's Donald Trump, that's not what's happening.

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Phase One - They start out roughly the same size, with Spamton wearing his [BIG SHOT] era attire. The pair exchange 𝓒𝓤𝓣𝓔 𝓑𝓐𝓝𝓣𝓔𝓡 and lots of references to the good old days are made (fresh from the juice, selling cungedero cars, etc).

Phase Two - Spamton stays small but changes into his iconic outfit, along with the [DEALMAKER] glasses. Tenna grows to his normal ℍ𝔼𝕀𝔾ℍ𝕋 and puts Spamton on his shoulder. They get into an argument about what's the best way to beat the player.

Phase Three - Tenna gets his C̺͆L̺͆A̺͆W̺͆S̺͆ & F̺͆A̺͆N̺͆G̺͆S̺͆ and of course, Spamton becomes as [NEO] and now its his turn to hold Tenna. They resolve their argument and grow closer together in their determination to defeat the player. Even when they lose, they're still holding hands.

As for a 🄱🄰🅃🅃🄻🄴 🅃🄷🄴���🄴, somebody made one. It's called [COMMERCIAL BREAK].

🕶️💸🗑️

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Epic boss fight !

I finised it.

Someone called it a boss fight and I agree it would be sooo cool !

And, as always, a little bonus :

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Honestly, few things have been more amusing to me in the last month than

This.

(when you're so obsessed with your own uniformity seeking racist delusions that you forget your own lore)

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And definitely don't make memes about it, the people might think they're funny and engage even more! 😱

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

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Here! Have some solidarity!

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

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THESE ARE THE SAME SHOW FOR DIFFERENT AGE GROUPS! DISCUSS!

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I love this movie. Idc if some people think its stupid, its cheesy and I love it.

Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

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Chinchillas are just bougie mice.