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"So, how's the wife?"

"Ah yes, the old ball and chain."

"That's a little rude, don't you think?"

I pull out a wedding photo from my wallet and you see me at the altar across from a chain chomp with a pink bow.

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this is my cat, fuzzy! she's lived in my house for a while now :] thank you again for the gear by the way, i lost some of mine a while ago… i haven't seen this before, what is it made out of?

this is part of a series! and check back later for analysis/commentary tags :]

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hi welcome 2 my blog!!!! my name is sam and this is my petition to STOP HURTING MEG IN FAMILY GUY!!!! (pt 1 cuz there is lots of images :p sry for how long it is qwq) (postin this heer cuz katherine wanted to see and they only hav tumblr :0)

READ BELOW PLS!!!

thats pt 1 !!! will post the second part rn :0

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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hate the phrase 'baked goods' just a reminder that all my baking fucking sucks. my baked bads

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whoever made the story for this game hated kids so much

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For every post discussing fatphobia on here there are 10 skinny people in the notes who have supposedly been encountered by the nefarious "burger man" who tells people to eat more burgers

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some days you cannot help but pity some people

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(gesturing towards your little sister) you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

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THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:

first aid kit

tourniquet

narcan

at least 8gb ram

childhood photo album

acetone

thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)

headlamp

updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)

getaway vehicle

a pack of cigs and a few beers

PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher

spare tire

working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint

small bills, for the tip

an up-to-date road atlas

a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment

noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)

bolt cutters

at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese

gamefaqs guide

permission slip signed by a parent or guardian

spare penis

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Cany even say jacking off you gotta say Jilling off or they get you😂😂

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you not fucking with vivziepop and hotel transylvania herobrine?.......

-locatebiome

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NO! GET HIM OFF MY SCREEN/j

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something about the past civilisation of minecraft's world and the impact they left behind in it

this is part of a series :] analysis threads for all the pieces

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I have two sides...