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isn鈥檛 it funny how this episode was only 5 minutes long?
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im still on season 2 but i absolutely love martin because he's just like me (bad at his job)
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things that i notice i got from my parents. part 1
while sitting on the couch, my dad rests his elbow in the sofa's armrest and let his closed fist in the air while numbly scrolling through his phone with his free hand. it looked like his forearm was a lamp or something and i thought it was hilarious
i dont live with him anymore, im in another city for college. i just caught myself resting my elbow on the armrest and equilibrating my fist in the air just like he does
bro was so right, this shit is comfortable as fuck
#thats not nature btw thats nurture#hes not my bio dad#still my dad tho#bro raised me and endured my moody teenager fase#i have no idea why this felt so natural to me#something something you will always find your way back home something something
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Malevolent as textposts
Arthur:
John:
Jarthur:
Noel:
Oscar:
Collins:
Kayne:
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new arthur lester sheet throughout the seasons!!! i'm much more satisfied with this version as i tried focusing on the silhouettes more than the design itself and i guess it worked out pretty well
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Some people are upset that Arthur was comparing John to a child but that man was a single father of a young toddler he knows what he's talking about. He knows a little shit when he sees one and Malevolent is just Arthur constantly on the verge of going "I WILL TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND IF YOU DONT BEHAVE"
#i loved the comparasion honestly#john acts like a moody teenager all the time#hes SO FUCKING DEFENSIVE like#arthur saying honey u need to take a shower and study for ur exams gwt out of ur phone#and johns interprets this as Ok so U hate me and u Wished i was Dead ok#come on arthur was onto something there
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Arthur's lighter or as I like to call it the AntiDivorceInator!!!!!
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Still not over the fact that John literally tricked a witch into shooting herself in the face because he's in the 1300's and nobody knew what a gun was
#when the most stubborn motherfucker known to man (john doe from malevolent) started agreeing with u#u know u about to be gashlighted hard#i was legit confused when john said that object finds things#like did i miss an episode???#whatever is not like i keep complete track of what they carry on them#and then yorik said#the other side my queen#i was like OOOOOOOH AINT NO WAYYYYY#the blessings of being really slow is that i always get caught on plot twists#dont gwt me wrong im smart at my job#but im not gonna waste braincells on old man eldrich yaoi with cosmic horrors#sometimes a girl has to relax#dude when i discovered in season one that john was king in yellow#i legit gasped
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"you just killed my best friend!!!"
"right and how does that make you feel"
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John: "it's not about growing up, Arthur" *proceeds to have a crisis of identity about what he is and what he has to become*
Arthur, knowing what a teenager is: "I get that. I get that."
#im watching malevolent for the first time and everytime john screams at arthur i think of that pearl edit on tiktok#IM MARRIED WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME IF I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG I DONT UNDERSTAND I THOUGHT YOU LIKED MEEEEEE#when john snaps at arthur and says the stupidiest emptiest and meanest threats known to man#all i can do is nod and thank god ive been over that phase#damn my mom suffered more than jesus#arthur is dealing with a moody defensive teenager#dw arthur it gets better
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This scene was so good 馃槶
#ARTHUR WAS ABOUT TO PUT HIMSELF AS THE SUBJECT IN THE SENTENCE BUT THEN HE SWITCHED TO FIRST PERSON WHATTT#JOHN MY WET CAT#Im so happy for them
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experiencing horrors beyond human comprehension all by yourself, handsome? ...oh okay there's an entity inside your head already okay sorry
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"i have full confidence that you won't let anything happen to our little english rose" why is he trying to establish a polycule rn
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