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so many of you have never been 26 or 27. well one day you will. this is not a threat this is a promise. or maybe both. it will be fine, is what i’m saying. and then comes 28

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Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown

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"Ambrose, you five-star turd!"

Johnny English Reborn (2011)

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

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are we posting photos without context

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lads, should I stop searching for eternal truths on here?

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My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

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I’m both

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David Corenswet as Jack Castello in Hollywood — Hooray For Hollywood (1.01)

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watch your fucking vibes when you speak to me

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