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pig,,

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do you ever laugh with your friends and think oh this is the point. this is the point of everything

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Is mind control ethical

of course! i mean, you never hear anyone who's been mind controlled complain about the experience. in fact, they all love it!

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neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

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they will never attack my big and large towers

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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Hello writer at Larian its me jigsaw. In front of you is a pen and a writing pad. You will write a revised set of endings for wyll, add more scenes and unique interactions, and write more origin specific lines that trigger when you play as Wyll. If you cannot do this within four hours- roughly the disparity in scenes between Astarion and Wyll- I will latch this ravenous leech directly onto your eyeball. Not such a big fan of bloodsuckers now, are you?

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dick van dyke when pussy truck faggot walks in

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youre “it”? blocked lmao

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