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fictional kiss things that end me

being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward

one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other

pressing their foreheads together while kissing

speaking normally, then after the kiss their voice is hoarse

guys furrowing their brow when kissing passionately

staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in

running their thumb over the other’s lips

when they lean forward a fraction as if to kiss the other person, then realize they shouldn’t and pull back to stop themselves

ripping the other away - “no we shouldn’t” - but when they kiss them again they moan and hold them close

one sliding their hand into the other’s hair slowly

their entire body freezing for a second when their love kisses them

accidentally being forced inches apart from each other, staring at each other’s lips, and just before they kiss someone pulls them back apart

when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more

a hoarse whisper “kiss me”

then licks their lips and says “please”

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The signs as fanfiction tropes

aries: Meet as little kids and grow up together.

taurus: Slow-burn historic romance.

gemini: Start out as enemies and fall in love.

cancer: Best friends who reconnect ten years later.

leo: Tons of angst with a happy ending.

virgo: Soulmate AU

libra: Have sex then fall in love.

scorpio: Single parents who meet at Parent-Teacher night.

sagittarius: Coffee shop AU

capricorn: Holiday fic with lots of fluff.

aquarius: One is a human, the other is a creature.

pisces: Shameless porn without plot.

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best things about the childhood best friends/friends to lovers trope

casual displays of affection

sharing a bed because “we’ve been doing it since we were kids”

platonic cuddling 12/10 times that a bed is shared… totally platonic…

that thing where they lay down and one person is lying perpendicular to the other with their head on the other’s stomach u feel

casual displays of affection

late night deep talks (a rooftop setting optional)

“i know you better than i know myself”

saying i love you to each other thinking the other person means “only as a friend/sibling” when no they mean romantically

calling the other person “home”

laying their head on the other person’s shoulder

forehead/cheek/temple/top of head kisses

super tight hugs where one or both “feels safe”

pet names/nicknames/referring to the other as “my (person’s name)”

CASUAL DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

missing the other person whenever they’re not around more than best friends probs should

trusting each other so easily so effortlessly bc it’s second nature

literally just?? the fact that they’re best friends?????

“i’ve always loved you” / “i have loved you all my life”

basically pretending everything is casual and totally platonic when really they love each other so much i’m trash bye

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What was the first thing you ever wrote fanfic about

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in which josh is pining, chris is oblivious, and everyone else is done with their shit. pool party, almost-drowning, match-making and shipping wars under the cut. 

demerso

It’s so obvious to everyone but the two people involved.

Of course, the matter of what it is that’s obvious is a subject of disagreement within the group. 

Sam is rather convinced that Chris and Ashley would be adorably cute together if Chris can get over his pointless hesitance and confess to her. She often enjoys teasing Chris for it and watching his face grow red in embarrassment. Matt agrees, because Ashley is cute and Chris is a dork and in his mind, that’s as good a combination as any. 

Emily and Mike, however, are more observant than the others. Emily claims an impeccable gaydar, and Mike–well-versed in romance as he is–is starting to get sick of all the glaringly obvious looks and touches that last much longer than they should, yet go ignored by Josh who has so thoroughly convinced himself of impossibility that even if Chris were to blatantly declare his love, he would still persist in his denial.

Jess is torn on the issue and Ashley knows more than she lets on.

Sam and Mike are both convinced they’re right.

They decide to put it to the test.

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"We can't hide this forever" SSoHD

Pairing: SSoHD 

Word Count: 838 

Rating: General Audiences 

Warning: None

“Can we wrap this up?” Aleks questioned for the third time, glancing at the clock once again.

James had been laughing, killing an enemy in the latest co-op game they had been recording for their channels. There was a disgruntled sound through Aleks’ headphones, followed by James’ annoyed words, “Jeez, yeah, man. You really not into this or something?”

Aleks rubbed his forehead, holding back a sigh. “No, no–”

“Well, it sure sounds like it.”

By this time, Aleks had stopped his recording. “No, man, I just have somewhere I really have to be right now.”

“Why didn’t you say so?” James’ voice echoed through his headphones, sounding a bit exasperated. “I didn’t mean to hold you up.”

“It’s fine, dude,” Aleks said sincerely. “We can play again soon.”

“Sure,” he heard James agree. “I’ll see you later, then.”

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painting on each other (◡‿◡✿)

head/back/tummy scratchies (◡‿◡✿)

slow dancing (◡‿◡✿)

lying together and cuddling (◡‿◡✿)

braiding/playing with each other’s hair (◡‿◡✿)

nuzzling (◡‿◡✿)

nonsexual acts of intimacy (◕‿◕✿)

✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

add your favourite(s)

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Imagine your OTP with a box of candy sweethearts. Instead of eating them, they have fun exchanging them and reading the cheesy sayings such as ‘Text Me,’ ‘Be Mine,’ ‘Love Bug,’ etc. Person B hands A one that says ‘Marry Me,’ though A simply laughs it off. B hands them another one with the same saying, and then a third, causing A to pause. They look up at B, confused, but B simply gets down on one knee, and asks A to marry them, for real. (source)

pairing: novafox (james/eddie)

warnings: language, food mention (?)

wc: 651 words

notes: i actually ?? wrote smth and posted it ? it’s short and sweet (SWEET! the fake audience is roaring w laughter) but still. incredible. like n reblog and fave and subscribe and comment if u would like 2 see more :D

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Dude your slypkc story was the bomb A+ (also really awesome dialogue wow)

THANK U THANK U THANK U ;w; THANKS FOR UR NICE COMMENT I LOVE YA AND IT MEANS A LOT TO ME REALLY MORE THAN I CAN PUT IN AN ANSWER. EVEN IN ALL-CAPS MY GRATITUDE AINT EXPRESSIN

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THE SLYPKC STORY IS WONDERFUL

thank u SO much i rlly appreciate this <333333 love u!!!!!

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title: god damn, i really want you

pairing: slypkc (seamus/eddie)

part: 1/?

word count: 1.3k

summary: seamus works at target and eddie finds unnecessary reasons to go there just to talk to him. seamus doesn’t really mind.

notes: hi!! so uhh this is just part one and if nobody really cares about it i’ll probs just abandon it so if you want me to continue then please let me know!! i really appreciate feedback bc these actually take a lot more time than you’d think <33

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“Thank you for shopping at Target. We hope to see you again.” Seamus says, and the words are so etched into his brain from the millions of times he’s had to repeat them that he mutters them in his sleep sometimes. His tone reflects exactly how he’s feeling; he’s trying (minimally) to be upbeat and enthusiastic, but his voice is mostly monotonous. The customer raises an eyebrow and holds back a laugh, causing Seamus to look up from where he was scanning the items. “What?”

“Nothing.” the customer responds, looking around the store while he bit back his laughter. Seamus furrows his eyebrows at the amused expression on the customer’s face.

“No, c’mon. What?”

“You don’t sound very enthusiastic. Where’s my enthusiasm? How much do you hope to see me shopping at Target again?”

“So much. We at Target cater for you specifically.” Seamus says in a half-assed response, eliciting a laugh from the customer.

“What a smart-ass.” the customer mumbles, squinting at the name badge on Seamus’ shirt. “See-mus. Never heard that name before.” he says. Seamus scoffs.

“I’ve never heard the name See-mus either.” his reply makes the customer’s smile drop.

“I just butchered the fuck out of your name, didn’t I?” the customer holds his hands up apologetically.

“Seamus. Shay-mus.” Seamus says, getting a little tired of the conversation already. It’s not like the customer wasn’t a nice guy, but Seamus was an introvert and needed at least seven hours to recharge after thirty minutes of social interaction. Today, however, his shift was much too long and his break was much too short, so even the nicest of people got snarky responses and glares.

“Right, right. I’m Eddie.” the customer holds his hand out for Seamus to shake. Seamus doesn’t even look up and just continues scanning the items, biting his lip so he’d refrain from saying ‘I didn’t ask’. He’s just not in the mood and he was hoping it was evident on his face.

“Hi, Eddie.” Seamus tries to keep the exasperation out of his voice. Evidently it fails, because Eddie’s looking at him again.

“Bad day?”

“Terribad.” Seamus responds with a sigh. “Not out of the ordinary though. Just another day working at Target.” he picks a bag up and begins placing Eddie’s items into it.

“Sucks, I’m sorry.” Eddie frowns and pulls his wallet out of his pocket to pay. “Whatever pays the bills.”

“That’s giving it a bit too much credit.” Seamus says, making Eddie grin in response. “Twenty seven ninety eight.” he leans against the counter while he waits. Eddie hands over three ten dollar bills and Seamus gives him the change, stuffing the receipt into his bag. “Thanks.”

“Bye.” Eddie tries to think of something, anything he can say that can stall so he can talk to Seamus more. The guy’s looking bored as hell and Eddie’s got fuck all to do anyway except for mess around with Aleks or play Kingdom Hearts for the fifteenth time this month, plus Seamus is pretty cute and Eddie’s a sucker for boys with long hair. He can’t think of anything on the spot and so he just grabs his bags and leaves, smiling to himself when he hears Seamus call a ‘see ya’ while he’s walking away.

t w o

Seamus looks down at the single item in front of him and then looks back up at the customer. He says nothing as he scans the item, eyeing it. “So, how was your day?” the customer asks. Seamus looks up at him with a faint smile and makes a gun with his fingers, holding it to his temple. “That good, huh?” the customer laughs. Seamus recognizes the laugh, and the face, but he’s too exhausted to put a name to it.

“You have no idea.” he puts the item into the bag. “Two dollars fifty.” he adds. The customer- Seamus thinks his name might be Eddie or something along those lines- takes his wallet out. Eddie moves deliberately slowly, stalling. He’d bought only a cat toy because he didn’t have much money to spend, he just wanted to talk to Seamus. He doesn’t even have a cat.

“What happened?”

“Oh, nothing. Just some assholes taking items and then deciding they don’t want them, so they put them on a shelf on the opposite side of the fucking store so I gotta clean it up for them. I watch them do it too, but I’m not allowed to say shit.” Seamus rolls his eyes at the thought and Eddie furrows his eyebrows in sympathy, pulling three dollars out and giving them to Seamus. Seamus presses a few buttons on the cash register and hands Eddie his change back.

“You’re not allowed to say shit, but I am. I’ll talk smack in Spanish so they don’t have a clue.” Eddie replies, making Seamus breathe a laugh. Eddie feels a slight sense of accomplishment.

“Thank you for shopping at Target, we hope to see you again.” Seamus says. Eddie takes his bag and pockets his change.

“Oh, you will.” he grins, turning away to leave and not seeing Seamus bite back a smile.

t h r e e

“Seamus!” Eddie says, his smile as wide as ever as he approaches Seamus behind the cash register. Seamus looks over and raises his eyebrows, unsure of what Eddie was so excited about.

“Edward?” he tries. Eddie slumps his shoulders and looks down at the floor but quickly looks back up with the same excitable expression. He kind of reminds Seamus of a puppy.

“Eddie. Edwin for short. No, wait, Eddie for short- doesn’t matter. Look.” Eddie holds out a birthday card and Seamus furrows his eyebrows.

“You’re buying this?” he asks. Eddie nods. “So why am I looking at it?”

“Happy birthday!” Eddie declares. “Open it!”

“It’s not my birthday. My birthday’s in May. It’s January.” Seamus responds, but opens the card nonetheless. The card lets out a loud noise that Seamus can only describe as inappropriate, and the whole store is silent just to hear it. Everyone’s looking over at him now, and he quickly shuts the card which cuts the sound off immediately. Eddie’s eyes are watering with how hard he’s laughing, pounding his fist against the counter for mercy and using his other hand to clutch his stomach.

“Excuse you, Seamus. How rude.” he manages to choke out, more loud giggles slipping out. “I’m dying, I’m dying, I can’t breathe. Your fucking face.” he laughs. Seamus laughs too although his face is bright red, putting the card down.

“I know first aid if you need it.” Seamus responds, watching as Eddie gasps for breath. When Eddie finally calms down, he wipes his eyes and looks at him.

“You know first aid? Wow, Seamus. So ideal. I would take you home to meet my parents for sure.” he says, a few more laughs coming from him. His cheeks are starting to hurt from laughing so hard, and Seamus is covering his teeth with his lips while he smiles back in return.

“You’re a dickbag. Are you buying this damn card?” Seamus says, holding the card up. The card slips open for a split second and the noise sounds, but he closes it quickly enough so that nobody notices.

“Uh, no. No, I’m not buying that. Why would I buy a fart card? Why do you even sell fart cards?” Eddie responds, looking down at the card and giggling.

“I’m not in charge of stock, Eddie. I have no fucking idea but you better buy this after the trauma you’ve put me through today.”

“Okay, okay, I’ll buy it. But when May rolls around you better get ready for this bad boy.” Eddie replies while pulling his wallet out and paying. He shoves the card into his bag and gives Seamus a final grin.

“Thank you for shopping at Target. We hope to see you again.” Seamus says, his voice a little breathier than usual. Eddie waves and leaves, still laughing under his breath.

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thank u so much for putting me on the ff dommis-amethyst-aura ur the best

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Holy shit it’s been too long since I did a Follow Forever and I’ve met so many great people! Well let me start by saying that I did reach 600+ followers but lost them due to my spam of BlackOut but who the hell cares, this day is the spread of black beauty and pride and if you don’t like then bye lmao. But enough of that, You guys are hella amazing, I’d never believe that 600 of you dorks could tolerate me and my blog (for some period of time lol). That makes me feel like I’m important to you guys in some way and that is what keeps me happy, you guys caring! Alright enough of this sappy shit let’s get on to the main event:

*Bold = Friends *Italics = senpais *Both = Best Friend!

A-D 

actualtriangle  ~ aleks-chan ~ alphatopia~ archonari ~ ardysstalker ~ axel942 ~ boho-afro ~ bruuuuhchilll ~ bustyorange69 ~ choopasaurus ~ cosmicbutttouch ~ crittercreature ~ crzyduck ~ ddddddropthebutt ~ diimaria ~ divbot ~ domiinusx ~ doodlecraftie ~ doubled-by-twice-the-amount ~

E-J 

edgaristheoneintheair ~ emducker ~ god-dammit-rossisms ~ iamnotlottie ~ jameswilsons 

K-O 

keikenma ~ kidgoldy ~ missgoldfin ~ mlgjames ~ nanosbeat ~ natnay ~ nobstitute ~ numb-my-skiin ~ oh-oaky

R-U

radicalrumps ~ rancake ~ rararaam ~ rubberninjers ~ sarcastic-wolf ~ scremies ~ seamuspaddyodoherty ~ slysilverraiden ~ spo0kster ~ ssohellarad ~ ssonpkc ~ stypls ~ symphonystar1234 ~ tectonikraven ~ toenailsouffle ~ tvoltage ~ uncomfortableartist

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Well I recently reached 500 followers and decided I should probably do a follow forever. I have met some awesome people on tumblr and I’m so happy to be apart of the creatures/rooster teeth communitites. Thank you to everyone who follows me and ily all!!! ♡♡♡

Bolded are friends, fave blogs, and blogs I have followed for a long time.

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1-800-sp00ky 100percentcalculated

A-C

allmad alekssohpkc alphatopia angstyaleks captain-claws captainroyalchaos chilledroyalchaos china-prime chllledchaos

D-G

danzneewz dernsure dommis-amethyst-aura doubled-by-twice-the-amount drinkpepsimaxdude dumbcrew emzillaacreaturecat fer-shy flyntcoals flyorollting gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavin gavinsjones goldenblackthot

H-K

hail-hydraaaaa hashtagfortheegroup huskyaleks icydong immortal-182 immortalhdiddly immortalhdildo immortalhdizzle immortalhdx itsmuffinmasher jeamus jim-jons jinglenobs4lyf kizzle-chizzle kooltra kootra-green kootraa 

L-O

lrnmortalhd madkingraywood mavincontrolsmylife meow753 micool-and-gavy micoovav mlgjames mlgwaterbottle narnnworb n0vap0litan novahd-mhm numb-my-skiin officialjameswilson ohaleks ohlordgeofframsey

P-S

panicatthecreatures pkcseamus pornagonnova praise-treesus princesskootra queen-muthafukkin-b rage-happiness ragehappy raynxrvaezjr raysquaza ricebunni24 rtruinedme sarcasmwithseamoose senpai-aleksandr sly-is-my-favorite-creature ssohh steampunkseamus

T-V

thatmavin togetherknights towerofgavino uber-haxor-james ubercreatures uberingnova uncomfortableartist unfinished-bizzness verticonix videogameboyfriends

W-Z

whatacatchaleks xxnikooruxx zerovalviking

The Creatures & Others

danznewz goldenblackhawk submit4nova slyfoxhound zeroyalviking

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Are you the one who wrote the long jeamus fic on the forums ?

i’ve never posted fics anywhere except here so nah wasnt me :0

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same old stars

E for Everyone, 2000+ words, Jormus if you’re looking for it

Seamus is drifting off to sleep, somewhere in the hazy midland between resting and awake, when the whinging of a door brings him back to attention. Seamus is no stranger to doors of course, he considers himself a salesman and connoisseur of sorts, and this one he recognizes all too well. It’s the sound of the carved wood dragging on top of piled stone and very near-bye, it could realistically only belong to one person.

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