alter-alterego
alter-alterego
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alter-alterego · 21 hours ago
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
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alter-alterego · 2 days ago
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being a sports fan must be wild imagine if we had to worry about patrick getting sold to weezer or something
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alter-alterego · 2 days ago
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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.
🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.
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alter-alterego · 3 days ago
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alter-alterego · 4 days ago
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Haters
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alter-alterego · 5 days ago
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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been
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alter-alterego · 6 days ago
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alter-alterego · 6 days ago
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It wimdy
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alter-alterego · 7 days ago
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alter-alterego · 8 days ago
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alter-alterego · 9 days ago
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give him soup.
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alter-alterego · 10 days ago
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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked
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alter-alterego · 10 days ago
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Baby Robin is learning how to use the pond.
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alter-alterego · 10 days ago
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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alter-alterego · 11 days ago
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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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alter-alterego · 12 days ago
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Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”
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alter-alterego · 13 days ago
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