swaggermcjagger
swaggermcjagger
Swagger McJagger
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swaggermcjagger · 4 days ago
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I think it would be funny if for people who dont know them personally, Brighton and Twila seem like these super regal, all important, god-like pair
But they're just two giant goofballs. Any attempt to appear put together is just a set up for their amusement
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swaggermcjagger · 4 days ago
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Would the equivalent of Twila laughing at funerals be Brighton being a hysterical crier at funerals
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swaggermcjagger · 5 days ago
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Im trying so hard to think what would be Brightons equivalent to Twila laughing at funerals
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swaggermcjagger · 5 days ago
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I honestly expected to go in there and be told my hair is extremely unhealthy amd dry and im doing something wrong
Glad that didn't happen lmao, besides the trim its healthy thank GAWD.
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swaggermcjagger · 5 days ago
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Its been a while since I got my hair straightened, mostly bc i fear the heat will ruin my texture
But i needed a trim, and the best way is to straighten my hair beforehand to see where it needs to cut better
I only needed half an inch taken off. Ngl, I was expecting 1.5 or 2 inches. Im pleasantly surprised.
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swaggermcjagger · 12 days ago
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"Twila choking" meaning she dead stops on what she's doing and gets distracted by Brighton and his devious antics?
...She did bring this upon herself in a way, but she wasn't expecting all the teasing either, lol.
CHILLING i meant chilling. Damn fingers, typing too fast.
Brightons a devious little shit
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swaggermcjagger · 12 days ago
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Twila just chilling, doing what she's doing and minding her own business and Brighton just so casually trolls himself in the room with those damn sweatpants acting all nonchalant like he's not doing anything, just came to see what she's doing
Shes sick of him and these shenanigans, he can't let her know peace lol.
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swaggermcjagger · 13 days ago
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Haha, it seems like Brighton here really doesn't like to argue. So much that when she starts with him, he just rolls his eyes and teleports(?) or leaves away quietly while she's not paying attention, only to then come back with those sweatpants and her losing track of her argument. "What was I arguing about again?" "Doesn't matter, wasn't important, gorgeous." I can see him flirting to weaken her the argument more.
If it's done out of manipulation, it's probably done for a good reason, lol.
That's a free man. Of course he'll slip on sweatpants whenever he feels like it.
- Buuuuuuut on another note, when Brighton makes his shot, I can see his tip and his cum steaming for a little bit. Not enough for a burn of course, but definitely enough to get someone's attention. Kind of like that wax candle kink thing lol. It's really warm.
He's a lot more easy going this time around, or at least, he has more freedom to be. There's a time for arguing, but not with his girl. Mostly, they still have disagreements but i'm getting off topic.
he's got those sweatpants ready to go for whenever he needs it, the pros are too go to ignore. make sure they're nice and 100% too, none of that synthetic shit.
Part of Twila hates how easy she's manipulated by this. "Am I really that pathetic to fall for this every time?"
Yes.
At least while she's in these extended moods when shes just dick hungry. Everyone needs a weakness.
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I AGREE, I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE, I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS WEIRD TO SUGGEST OR NOT, ANON. I mean it makes sense, his body temperature his higher than average, so of course his cum would be warmer, too.
it probably feels crazy when he cums inside her.
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swaggermcjagger · 13 days ago
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Half Practice drawing PorFlora with different hair styles and half wanting to draw her skimper outfits
also I had to draw her in the burger lingerie. It's too perfect, lol
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swaggermcjagger · 13 days ago
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have i ever told you guys about this one time i was friends with someone online for a really long time and they stole my artwork and called me a slur
(i managed to get them banned and whatever but it was a trip i was in middle school when this happened.) the art wasn't even that good, and i'm not even sure i still have it but like, it's the principal of the matter. It's still on her furaffinity account but it's been 15 years, idc anymore
bitch probably changed her name bc i can't find her to see if she's still doing this shit but it's whatever, I'm over it. It just pops up in my head once in a blue moon
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swaggermcjagger · 14 days ago
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“What would they do if the other was killed?”
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Brighton (first story):  He’ll personally execute them by his own hands, but that won’t stop the grief and depression that he’ll have from losing Twila.  Blood on his hands certainly won’t bring her back.  I would say that it’s similar to the death one, and it’s only a matter of time before he dies due to broken heart.
Death by either scorching them, or even cutting them through.
Brighton (second story):  Same way as first, though I don’t really see him nearly suicidal.  I could see him fading from obscurity and only be seen as needed (for his job).  That or take on the position, but it would be a miserable ruling, especially those that have overly criticized Twila for her ruling.  To him, it seems like revenge to get back at them for all the grief they caused on her.  It’s probably sadistic and dark, but it’s possible.  The aloof personality is going to hit these folks hard.
“If you didn’t like how Twila ruled, you sure as hell won’t like me to rule.”  He’ll do the job, but oh man, he will not care at all.  Of course, he’ll treat his staff well and all, it’s not like he’s completely brutal.  It will be a strict ruling, more strict than the first.
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Twila (first story):  She be furious and crush them.  Might potentially kill them, or she might let them live and let someone else get blood on their hands.  She has a temper, and she may be strong, but I don’t seeing her completely kill them.  Might leave them badly injured.  Could see her either ruling on Brighton’s behalf, or completely vanish to obscurity.
She could also haunt them until their death with her shadow magic.
Twila (second story):  The very thing that brought her happiness in her life is now gone forever by someone so evil?  She’ll get them legally executed.  I could see her either fading to obscurity and no longer want to rule, or the stress + grief could slowly kill her (though she’ll put up a good fight first).
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Both will be very miserable, but how they both approach it will be very different.  Brighton will absolutely show no mercy while Twila may or may not show mercy, but may cast magic that will leave them permanently cursed.
I love how much they love each other, to the point where they'll burn the world down if someone killed them.
Also i'm getting distracted by a look of things right now, that's why it's taking me a while to get to these. I'll try to do better.
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swaggermcjagger · 20 days ago
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okay i've had enough of isekai anime for the next decade, i only care with the campfire cooking skill anime gets its second season, everything else can fuck off
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swaggermcjagger · 22 days ago
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I think after getting "admired" physically, and sucking the living daylight out of him, he insists on wearing those sweatpants at home more often. Especially when his power kink goes off the charts and he's eager in the most respectful way possible to get that fulfilled.
Which is fine by Twila because, it just means more sexy time with him, and considering how she's enthusiastic she is, there's no way she's going to let that slip by. Nope. Especially not when she's currently the hornier of the two. If he's in the mood, she's all for it.
If not, then he has hands. Though, I don't really see him do this too often, but when he does, it's quite the show for her too.
And no, this particular show is for her eyes only. No one else must see this bulge of his. In her eyes, that's treasure that she is not willing to share. He's hers.
>:)
Shes in a corner somewhere, writing down every single detail of these times. Gotta be able to revisit those moments later on. There's smoke coming from the pencil, she's writing so fast, lol.
Is it a little manipulative if they're arguing and he just slips out and returns wearing those damn sweatpants bc that redirects her attention 🤔 probably. But he's gonna do it anyways.
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swaggermcjagger · 22 days ago
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I hate that fucking breathy ass voice so many girl characters in romance anime have
Like they're always out of breath
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swaggermcjagger · 28 days ago
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I like to think Brighton cares about speed more than physical/magical power. That and cares about the element he specializes more than others. Makes sense for someone that is based off of a giant ball of gas, fire, and plasma. Suns determine seconds, minutes, and hours (faster time devices). Could even argue about days.
That, and I don't see him wanting to get himself hurt trying out things outside his element. That and I don't see him being too huge on fighting like Twila is. I think his magic comes within, which probably explains why he doesn't have a wand like Twila does.
I always thought Twila was slower, but more powerful for the reasons you mentioned. Makes sense for someone that is based off of a solid space rock with even metal properties. Moons determine weeks (?), months, and (almost maybe) years (if only it didn't just add up to 354 days) (slower time devices).
Twila's magic is basically from outer sources (Earth, Theta, Sun and possibly other sources). No sun? No phases of the moon. No collisions? The Moon wouldn't exist (or it would have, who knows). I don't think she has her own type of magic like Brighton does, which makes me think she can do more.
Basically, Twila would be a walking arsenal. She probably has tried to outspeed Brighton to no avail.
I wonder since the system was created because of the sun, Brighton knows deep down that he could be stronger than Twila if he really wanted to, but just doesn't want to put forth that much effort in proving that. That, and he likes strong women like her.
i'm back!
sorry I was being pulled everywhere and could answer your message anon, i'm not ignoring you!
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huh, brighton having the upper hand in speed is a fun way to make them more balanced.
Twila being frustrated that this is the one thing he's better than her at. Not counting fire magic (and by extension electricity, I think), i still think he has the upper hand on that one since that's his element and fire still burns her even though she has access to it.
it's fine, though. One time she accidently hit him really hard using his own speed against him. (He flew into her fist, totally his fault)
I prefer to think that in the case of them both training and taking things serious that they're evenly matched, to keep the theme of them balancing each other out. but training is something Brighton is lazy about so he ends up being weaker most of the time. Unexpected bonus: strong wifey :D
I think I'm rambling rn but oh well.
Brighton figuring out he's faster than her and just zipping around, being a nuisance to her, just because he can. landing a hit on him gets harder which also annoys her for a while
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swaggermcjagger · 1 month ago
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Anon i know we've talked before about how each other them would react if the other died
I see that, and I propose:
What would they do if the other was killed?
All I know is that Brighton is going scorched earth on whoever did it, the wrath he'll have towards whoever did it is merciless
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swaggermcjagger · 1 month ago
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No one can convince me to feel regret about my English degree bc motherfuckers out here are illiterate
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