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Frittata 👁️🐍

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by all means I know xavier renegade angel is a comedy first but I suffer from chronic "give too much of a fuck" disease so when he has a flashback to his neglectful/abusive childhood or tells the sperm bank receptionist that he's saving himself for marriage "or at least consent" im like oh my god... who hurt you xavier...

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I finally had one yesterday, a chocolate one. It was pretty good! I'mma have to try the vanilla one next, if I ever get the chance.

The adult urge to get the Superman Cake Batter Cookie Dough Blizzard from Dairy Queen

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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

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Let’s celebrate that Ronald Reagan is still dead.

1 note = 1 liter of piss on his grave.

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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AI Bros FUCK OFF!!!

So I originally made this drawing for a comment on the subreddit r/ArtistHate (an anti-AI, pro-artist subreddit) and I liked it enough to post it here.

Here are some alternate versions.

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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i hate seeing people drink the openai/chatgpt koolaid 😭😭😭 genuinely feels like watching someone get seduced by scientology or qanon or something. like girl help it's not intelligent it's Big Autocomplete it's crunching numbers it's not understanding things i fuckign promise you. like ohhh my god the marketing hype fuckign GOT you

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sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

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Dad got himself, my brother and I Wendy's today, and all our fry containers (and in my case, my chicken nugget container as well), all had Wednesday theming. Lol

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Idk why I didn't post these until now (I made them two weeks ago), but here are head/face icons of Evil Amazon.

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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first youtube analysis i've wanted to watch voluntarily