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More art

@residences-of-the-darkforest, @starfalcon555, @liberhoe

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Extremely surprised this hasn't become a reaction image yet

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These two have a chokehold on my brain

Taglist: @residences-of-the-darkforest, @starfalcon555, @liberhoe

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It’s been a hot minute since I posted, but I am not dead.

Here is some art of my characters. Questions are welcome!

Taglist: @residences-of-the-darkforest, @starfalcon555, @liberhoe

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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Friendly reminder that tags are a thing in fics for a reason. I just got jumpscared by completely untagged politician smut.

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My brain is enormous.

Consider.

Sherlock Holmes as a stone butch lesbian

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My autism swag is captivating

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

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Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

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A vampire basically having to be an amazing Caretaker to their blood source because human blood tastes so much better (and maybe more nutritious just for fun) if the human is well fed, happy, calm, ect. Maybe the human wants to stay with the vampire, because honestly this is so much better than their life used to be. They don't have to stress about anything, the food's the best they've ever eaten and they barely ever have to feel scared or sad anymore.

Bonus: The human had a condition that made it much more difficult for them to live life before, whether mental or physical.

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

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Surreal Body Horror Prompts

• You’ve never seen anyone else who has eyes. You think you might be the only one. You haven’t mentioned it to anyone.

• You go into a polluted lake. A few days later, you notice your veins look darker under your skin. Your blood feels oily.

• You find a full human skin on the side of the road. It looks fresh. The bones and muscles are all removed—it’s only skin. There’s no blood and no cuts.

• Every morning, you wake up with your mouth full of loose teeth. You’ve already grown new ones, though your starting to wonder if the loose ones were ever yours.

• You vomit hatched insect eggs one night. You have a strange crawling sensation in your stomach.

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Stereotypical tough girl who’s also autistic, and every time she takes out her hoops, everyone instinctively clenches, but she’s just tired of the sensory input from heavy earrings