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princess: [after just having read a bunch of lurid erotic fiction] maid, come here

maid: yes princess?

princess: maid, i need you to jerk me off

maid: .....

princess: right now, maid

maid: no, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: wh- im the princess! you cant say no to me

maid: yes i can, your highness. i am not doing that

princess: awwww man.. but all the fiction i was reading said i could do that

maid: i am afraid fiction is just that, your highness, fiction

princess: can you at least get naked so i can jerk off

maid: no. get some rest, princess, you have to dine with your 5 male suitors tomorrow

princess: no beautiful ladies???

maid: afraid not your highness

princess: oh my god i am never getting laid am i. fuck i hate my life can i abdicate the throne or something

maid: no,

princess: fuuuucckkkkkkkkk

[amelchamel]

my oomf told me her boyfriends keep coming out as trans so I asked how many boyfriends she has and she said she just gets a new boyfriend afterwards so I said it sounds like she's just feeding estrogen to boymoders

[amelchamel]

linux mentioned!!!!

I saw you mention your plex server! As a fellow lover of toys, what is your home server setup and what all do you use it for? :o

i literally JUST started setting it up so right now for testing purposes i have the server running off of my main office PC and i only have a couple movies and shows on it. i currently have Thunderbolts*, Umamusume beginning of a new era movie, Wicked, Gravity Falls S1&2 and Umamusume S1&2 in the library for feature testing. the umamusume movies and episodes are particularly nice for subtitle testing.

i SHOULD at some point today be getting a cheap GMKtec mini PC delivered that I plan to install Linux on and hook up an external HDD to in hopes that it’ll become my primary Plex media server. assuming i can get the setup working properly, and potentially even figure out file transfers from my PC to the server over local network, then my next step in the future after we’ve made full use of the current HDD is to get a large capacity HDD enclosure and just fill it with terabytes of free space to use indefinitely.

[amelchamel]

At work, missing my wife, excited to go home and tinker with my settings on linux

[amelchamel]

I love expensive malware

[amelchamel]

movies need more big beefy men with their huge cocks out

[amelchamel]

all topless men are gay, if a man ever takes off his top in public it's because he's gay

[amelchamel]

buy gender? how much?

[amelchamel]

my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

[amelchamel]

people are always like oh ew bones are wet but even creepier is that not only are your bones wet they're also constantly being broken down and rebuilt they are NOT static organs

moving wet bones

[amelchamel]

tty should of course be pronounced "titty"

[amelchamel]

I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux

[amelchamel]

Goddess spoke to me while I did this dishes this morning and demanded I post this vision

[amelchamel]

tty should of course be pronounced "titty"

[amelchamel]

In order to truly condemn hamas you need to name 5 people you suspect of being hamas sympathizers.

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it's crazy that the British have 0 land borders and they still found a way to do the racist illegal immigration fearmongering.

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HE DIED?!?!?!