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@doomeddualiity

I FORGOT I WAS TRYING TO GREET PEOPLE IN THIS VIRTUAL SHITHOVEL. SO MUCH FOR BEING ACTIVE - I DON’T THINK I’VE BEEN ONLINE FOR A GOOD *MONTH* - BUT FOR SOME REASON YOU POPPED UP. I DON’T THINK  YOUR TUMBLR SUGGESTIONS ARE GIVING YOU THE BEST VARIETY, BUDDY, IF ANY OF YOUR OTHER RECENT FOLLOWS ARE AS INACTIVE AND INFREQUENT AS I AM.

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rebelliiou2

2o ii diidnt notiice thii2 po2t untiil ju2t now, and ii entiirely blame iinattentiion.

cool two meet you though vii. name2 2ollux or ju2t td iif you prefer, how2 iit goiing

WE’LL SETTLE ON A UN-TIMED RESPONSES AND LEAVE IT THERE, BUSY SCHEDULING AND INATTENTION OR WHATEVER ELSE, WHO CARES.

HEY, TD, IT’S BEEN GOING TERRIBLY, ALBEIT LESS TERRIBLY THAN IT HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN. WHAT’S UP WITH YOU

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coming out of my cage and ive been doing just

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toseektoknoww

ill be ovver in fivve minutes knock this guy a neww one nd maybe almost kill him then probably pass out on a cold piece of floor dont movve me ill bite

nd please do fill me in it wwould be nice nd she sounds like a doll i like her i like her a lot

Y E S S

YOU’RE TAKING ‘KNOCK YOURSELF OUT’ LITERALLY HERE TOO, HUH.

“THIS GUY” IS A TEAL ASSHOLE WITH A PAIR OF SHIT SHADES AND POINTY SKEWERS HE CALLS HORNS. ALSO KNOWN AS EQUIUS, IF YOU KNOW ANY OF HIS ALTERNATES? THE “I WOULD MAIM OR KILL THAT DUDE” LIST IS, IN VERY PARTICULAR ORDER:  NEPETA ARADIA KANAYA ME AND EVERYONE ELSE IS KIND OF MUDDLED CONCERN AFTER THAT.

KANAYA - THE EXPLANATION FOR MULTIVERSAL INDIVIDUALS, PRIMARILY THOSE OF DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT’T BLOOD COLORS THAN MINE FOR WHATEVER REASON:

SHE’S A BRONZE BLOOD - I WANT TO SAY LIKE 6 FEET? SHE’S GOT MUSCLE TO SPARE, AND IS ALL AROUND FUCKING WONDERFUL. SHE’S GOOD AT THE KNITTING THING - POSITIVE SHE KNITTED THE SWEATER SHE’S WEARING, AND PROBABLY COLD SEASON SCARVES FOR EACH OF HER FARM-ESQ LUSSI BACK HIVE. SHE GIVES GREAT ADVICE AND IS JUST GENERALLY SUPER REASSURING, AND ALSO KICKASS. SHE COULD BENCH PRESS A WHALE. PRETTY GREAT, HONESTLY.

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toseektoknoww

PLEASE !!!!! i could use a good killin or maimin a someone its been so long ame please ame oh please please please please pleas–

sounds like me ahahah

im just ovver heatin ame im wwaitin ta be told ta leavve this hell spawwned planet

I WASN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO SEND THE COORDS AT THE MENTIONING, BECAUSE INVITING SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE OTHER JUST TO KILL OR MAIM A GUY SEEMS KIND OF...NOT GOOD?? BUT I TOLD KANAYA, AND SHE’S GIVING ME THIS KIND OF STERN BUT VERY PETRIFYING LOOK THAT SAYS SHE’S GOING TO RUIN ME IF I PASS UP A “CHANCE” LIKE THIS SO, WOW. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

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IF YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO. I’M COMPLETELY CERTAIN KANAYA WILL ATTEMPT REGARDLESS OF YOUR INVOLVEMENT. SO. UH. SHE’LL BE AROUND TO FILL YOU IN I GUESS.

HERE’S YOUR VIOLENT BREAK FROM HELLSPAWNED PLANET.

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toseektoknoww

i say throttle the guy ND kick the other one better yet let my rail nd i come ovver to do it for you wwe could do wwith a little aggression wwere both a little on edge right noww

nd wwhats up wwith me hell hell is up wwith me

WELL IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO KICK THE ONE GUY’S KNEES IN, YOU’RE WELCOME TO, BECAUSE HE’S ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY AWFUL AND DANGEROUS TO HAVE AROUND, BUT I THINK “”VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER”” IS TRYING TO BE MY BIGGEST THOUGHT ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

AS FOR THE THROTTLE GUY, HE’S JUST STUPID. A STUPID, DRAMATIC, SAD ASSHOLE. THROTTLING IS ACTUALLY THE LAST THING HE NEEDS.

SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, WOW. DO YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT OR SOMETHING?

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diamondless-rattler

well if ya ever got a second outta yer bullshit schedule i hope ya find yerself talkin to me ‘m gamzee. dont got any nicknames yet. im half slitherfiend how are ya

YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT, I’D SAY I’VE ENCOUNTERED MORE UNUSUAL TROLLS THAN A HALF SLITHERFIEND. LET’S FUCKING ROLL WITH IT.

MY FREE TIME IS OFTEN OCCUPIED BY RANDOM PEOPLE I MEET ON THE INTERNET, SO I DOUBT WE’LL HAVE ISSUE THERE. I THINK I’M ABOUT TO BREAK AT LEAST *ONE* MAJOR BONE IN SOMEONE’S BODY, SO I’D SAY A LITTLE IRRITATED.

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toseektoknoww

ivve been found out

IT’S EASY TO CATCH OFFENDING TAGGERS WHEN THEY’RE THE ONLY ONE REBLOGGING YOUR SHIT. YOU MADE IT TOO EASY.

#its a good talent to havve honestly#nd really#??#it truly is#hey#howw are ya mr big bad nd popular~#chinhands#amethystcrab

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@toseektoknoww

#ame is back nd the first thin i see from him is relatable

IT’S A NATURAL TALENT. 

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@diamondless-rattler started following  you @rebelliiou2 started following  you @elnathtoreador started following you

JEEZ, FUCK, I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE YOU GUYS. I DON’T BLAME INATTENTION, THIS IS ENTIRELY THE FAULT OF MY MORE RECENTLY BUSY SCHEDULING. 

THE SCHEDULING MIGHT BE MADE UP OF BULLSHIT, BUT HELL IF IT’S NOT TIME CONSUMING BULLSHIT.

HEY. I’M KARKAT, CALL ME VI IF YOU NEED TO DIFFERENTIATE ME FROM WHATEVER OTHER ALTS, IT’S PROBABLY PRETTY NICE TO MEET YOU.

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SPACE TRAVEL IS A LOAD OF SHIT. 

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i dont have ‘problems with pent up aggression.’ my aggression is as free as a bird and im fine with it

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hey all. im screaming

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it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

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