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Me and my ma's switches updated and now we both can't play Animal Crossing at the same time despite the both of us havin separate copies of the game >: (

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So me and my brother have a dnd campaign together that my dad is runnin that we're gonna do on and off when he's visitin (he lives like, 4-5 hours away) I'm a neutral evil Tielfing Necromancer/Wizard, he's a chaotic neutral Wemic Barbarian/Wizard.

anyway- campaign from today below the cut if any of y'all are interested 💛

We get a mission from Enqi, a dwarf city, to take care of a problem they're havin with one of their mining caravans for the silver mine up north. Keeps gettin raided by hobgoblins and they don't know where they're comin from. We leave town and go up to the mine and follow a faint trail of blood from what we believe is injured hobgoblins into the nearby forest and eventually find their den with two guards outside.

I hide and cast ray of sickness, makes one guard sick and the other panics and calls for help. My brother casts fireball and kills the guards and the four that were coming up to investigate and sets fire to the frame holding the den entrance up. I cast grease in the entrance, my brother uses a wind cantrip to push smoke in and then casts firewall in front.

Hobgoblins start to flood out, slippin and slidin from the grease while on fire before succumbing to it seconds later due to the intensity of the flames. Eventually there's a pile of 100 hobgoblins, black smoke billowing into the air. After some time of us makin sure no more come out of the hole there's a flappin of wings as a black dragon lands..

And immediately complains about us killin all of his hobgoblins, moanin about how long it took to grow that many and askin us why the hell we killed them all. My brother explains the mission we had and the dragon starts complainin about the dwarves and how much he hates them, givin multiple instances of "blegh" and "those stupid little things" and mentionin how he needed 10,000 pounds of silver.

He says he won't kill us because he was impressed we killed all of them with no issue and tells us to tell the dwarves to stay out of Lag's forest, the name of the dragon, and flies off to the swamps after noticin someone was in his swamp.

We get back to Enqi, relay the message, and just as they send a carrier pigeon to tell the next town over Lag lands in the middle of the city and demands the king to come out, castin a spell to keep all the guards away. The king comes, Lag warns him that he stay out of his territories and leave his bollywogs alone or else he will destroy his city and eat all his people and him before flyin off, makin sure to kill the carrier pigeon along the way.

The king, havin had enough of dealing with Lag for what has been centuries at this point, calls the squire over.

And he puts out a bounty for Lag's head, just his head, for 50,000 platinum.

And that's the end of this session until tomorrow =^×^=

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Im doin my part for the party by studyin my spells 👍

I've already got my necromancer spells memorized for my other character and now I'm just workin on my wizard spells

I'm goin to do terrible things =^×^=

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I was today years old when I learned my dad apparently did work on the first Ravenloft

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GUESS WHO CAN PLAY ELDEN RING NOW THANKS TO THEIR BROTHER SHARIN HIS XBOX SHIT???? :DDD

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I don't know if any of y'all like root beer or not, personally I don't normally like it, but this one is really good :0

My brother got some at our local liquor store and we played uno while we drank ^×^ only me and him had the root beer tho, my ma and his girlfriend were drinkin coffee moonshine/Oreo moonshine shots

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Hey do any of y'all know if Pokemon Gold (the virtual console on the 3ds) has any shiny locks? I tried lookin it up but I couldn't find anythin cause it keeps recommendin Pokemon Go instead :( I live in the middle of fuckin nowhere, Pokemon Go don't work here! One of the only Pokestops here is a smoke shop and the other is a church!

I'm really wantin to shiny hunt Moltres and since I don't have Omega Ruby I can't hunt it there

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Brother, I meant big brother

Close enough tho/j

My big bother is gonna be here tomorrow :3

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My big bother is gonna be here tomorrow :3

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She's my favoritest little lady and if anythin happened to her so much violence would ensue

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Guess who finally finished the Paldea dex in home :)

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The guy ever

I love that there is not a thought behind those eyes

Look at him ｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡

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I would like for you to meet my children Herbs, Broth, and Veggie

They are soup to me (Meganium has the Lunchtime mark and Bayleef is female ^×^)

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My shinies from today ^×^ (plus the Iron Valiant my friend hunted for me)

I technically caught 10 shinies today but I'm only countin the ones I caught for myself and not the duplicates I got (I have an extra Medicham now in my trade box)

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Im huntin Slither Wings and I just got my first ever phase :0(

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I literally woke up this mornin and in my barely awoken state thought "ugh, I've got 1 HP from false swipe" and then immediately went back to sleep. Anyway here's all my most recent shinies that I used false swipe on 😅

Not included due to image limit is Smeargul and Liligant and Hisuian Liligant

Gible has the sleepy mark and Primarina has the dawn mark ^×^ they're my first personality marked shinies with Milotic havin the uncommon mark

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Some pictures of the nicer pages ^×^

They're more green in person but I'm tryin to make my own paper ^×^ this is just a scrap sheet from one of the tester pieces

I've always wanted to make my own sketchbook and I figured if I make imperfect paper then I can make imperfect sketches without feeling guilty about wastin good paper! The frames I got were.. not great so I have to make two sheets at a time (my dad had the foresight to order two sets of frames) but they're fun! The pages that are actually goin to make up my book have newpaper flakes and parts of sticky notes and even some old notes from my dad's DND campaign from over the years he didn't need anymore so they're fun

They don't handle alcohol ink very well so I'll have to either be careful with them or just not use them and use paint instead, I'll have to play around with it later after I get more sheets started