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Man I can’t believe we’ve come full circle as a society that Twitter posts are posted here just as much as Tumblr posts are posted on any other social media platform

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How he get there

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Y’all ever just look at 1920s slang?

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Puki only has one emotion and it is death…

How do you pronounce username????

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Y’all hyenas are Non-binary!

All female hyenas have functional penises they use to mount & give birth. Erect penises are a sign of submission in the matriarchal society of hyenas. The female hyena without the erect penis is the dominant leader of the entire pack.

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Conversation I just had with a friend

Me: Some people like slinky’s, they’re really fun when you push them down the stairs.

Her: And some people are like soccer balls they’re made to be kicked

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If any of y’all get it wrong I will banish all of Tumblr

Tumblr rewrite Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? Book by Bill Martin, Jr. but each is aloud to one rhyme also no looking to see what comes next y’all gotta work together

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Tumblr rewrite Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? Book by Bill Martin, Jr. but each is aloud to one rhyme also no looking to see what comes next y’all gotta work together

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Weirdest thing I've seen said in a chat "there are bugs in my friend"

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Plot twist they’re all cursed

let’s play link roulette (one’s cute, one’s cursed, one’s my ko-fi)

link 1  link 2  link 3

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I mean you can still have children if a witch is gonna take your firstborn child

You see the key word is YOUR firstborn child

So adoption is a valid option, and if they come for them you just say you said MY firstborn child ya never said anything about anyone else’s child

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Happy 4/20 everyone

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This is either dentures or a shark

*opens my 2nd set of teeth*

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1885: Seymour Fair, Wisconsin

Nagreen, affectionately known as “Hamburger Charlie,” apparently squashed a beef meatball between slices of bread so his customers could walk around eating—a concoction he claimed was the first hamburger.

TIL that the first burger was more of a meat sandwich than an actual burger

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People of Tumblr help me, so what do you call a person who only likes the opposite gender and non-binary

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TIL that the first burger was more of a meat sandwich than an actual burger

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Behold

THE ULTRA SHOE!