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1 REBLOG = 1 RAT becomes TRANSGENDER

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thought this said tarantulas’ gender, is that anything

every time i get more gnc my personal standards get higher and i feel like i need to get more gnc

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I looked up "roundest bird" and i dont know what i expected but im crying.

Look at it. Its called a bearded reedling

Look at them. Theyre so spherical. So round. Why is your face in the middle of your body sir. I cannot believe this bird is real.

I imagine i could bounce one like a basketball and it would be perfectly fine.

This bird is perfect. This is my new favourite bird

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your new gender is whatever you last ate (u r what u eat.)

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You’re a mimic. You were disguised as a chair in a dungeon when an adventurer decided to take you as loot. You’ve actually enjoyed your life ever since as furniture in a jolly tavern. So when some ruffians try to rob the now-elderly adventurer’s business, you finally reveal yourself.

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I got 60 out of 1000 😂

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My body is Not a temple. it is a thermos. for soup

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monterey bay aquarium I would die for you

You ever just want to be a sea turtle in a beam of light suspended in the water...? No? Just us?

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listen...spray some of that nice perfume...use the good hand cream...wear that outfit even if you are just staying home...light those special candles you have been saving...enjoy those little things even if there is no occasion

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I thought the name of the instagram account was horse remedies so actually all of these only apply if you’re a horse

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you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you’d win

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Babies! (via)

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poor long man jenkins. he’s so full of poison but the bugs are eating him anyway.

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I thought I’d make a separate post with everything you should be tagging with “tw unreality” or just “unreality”. I will be linking it at the top of my blog for easy access.

tagging things for unreality is important, as people who experience delusions, derealisation, dissociation, and other disorders/symptoms can be triggered by it, and it’s more than just unpleasant. it can make me dissociate and/or feel weird for a whole week at times, if not longer.

saying something is true when it’s not

saying something isn’t true when it is

conspiracy theories

AI generated images

“wake up you’re in a coma” memes

“__ isn’t real” memes

“there’s a glitch in the matrix”

talking about alternate universes

talking about time travel

talking about past lives

“he’s behind you” or similarly paranoia-inducing content

anything that pretends that reality is something that it isn’t

“wrong answers only”

“fbi agent in your phone” memes

talking about your own hallucinations/delusions etc

“we’re living in a simulation”

posts that insist someone is stupid for not knowing something (that isn’t true). e.g “can’t you tell that photo is of a rabbit?” but the photo is of something else

weirdcore

anyone who has anything else they think should be added to this list, feel free to reblog this post with additions.

I know a lot of neurodivergent folk struggle to remember long lists, but please just try your best. and when in doubt - tag it. better to be safe than sorry.

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girl you look like a Mariusz Lewandowski painting (complimentary)

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they’re just visiting

I'm in my summoning creatures era

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ok not to be adhd on main but if you even JOKINGLY make fun of me for my interests thats it. i wont ever be able to trust you again because im positive youre constantly judging me and making fun of me behind my back. thats just the way it is!!