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every single person who reblogs this
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will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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me when im so sweet and beautiful
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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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My mom just said she likes having me as a passenger princess, it's over for all of you
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Can I just fucking say. The doctor did not pay child support
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my fave writing reminder
honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.
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Every day this becomes more and more relatable.
He has some thoughts

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personal headcanon of mine is that zaphod and ford just cannot function without their emotional support earthlings to keep them in check
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I think all women deserve swords and goth armour
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The world is beautiful and someone is selling a pile of dirt on Facebook marketplace
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Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom
Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender
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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!
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