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Look, now Andrew has arrived on the green carpet of the met gala (just in case, the photos are fake) and he couldn't look more gallant in an outfit adorned with cherry branches, vines and (his) Ireland's national flower, the shamrock (seriously, look it up if you want) and as a special touch, branches descending from his ✨MAGICAL✨ hair to match the theme.

(Officially the Editor has transitioned from editor to dressmaker [lie, I couldn't, my respects to the little girl who studied and did it]).

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OH POR TODOS LOS CIELOS, MIREN!!! ES HOZIER EN LA MET GALA (OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, LOOK!!!! IT'S HOZIER AT THE MET GALA)

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sleepover & early morning rides to the city 🏙️

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Que clase de espaguetino humano es???

(What kind of human spaghetti is it?)

I know this is old but lmao it gets me every time he’s so fucking stupid (affectionate)

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He plays guitar while he sing Lou Reed

well, my boyfriend's in a band

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Dia #5

Este Man no solo es un gran (por no decir excelente) cantautor, compositor instrumentista, productor, ser humano, activista, Apicultor y comediante a ratos, sino que también es alguien "memeable"

Lo amo tanto... 🧡🫶💛

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This Man is not only a great (if not excellent) singer-songwriter, songwriter, instrumentalist, producer, human being, activist, Beekeeper and comedian at times, but he is also a meme-able person...

I love him sooo much

🧡🫶💛

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Tengo mis dudas, más tiene un punto

(I've my doubts, plus you have a point)

hozier wrote 'too sweet' for the "i can fix him" sunshine girls who have always been too good too nice, for the people pleasers who are terrified of failure, and for those who find the darkness intriguing

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No sé que rayos suceda conmigo o si sea por cuestiones personales, pero esa parte de la canción siempre me hace sentir un no sé que... Nostalgia? Tristeza? Esperanza? Idealización???

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I don't know what the heck is wrong with me or if it's personal, but that part of the song always makes me feel something... I don't know what? Nostalgia? Sadness? Hope? Idealization?

hey (with the intention of stealing a Lexus, being detectives riding around picking up clues, naming our children Jackie and Wilson and raising them on rhythm and blues)

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Dia #4

No sé si esto cuente más como un meme o edit pero aún así quería subirlo, aprovechando el hype y contenido que nos está dando la "Abeja Reina", so... Agarrense que este mame de las abejas y el patrón solo acaba de empezar

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Day #4

I don't know if this counts more as a meme or edit but I still wanted to upload it, taking advantage of the hype and content that the "Queen Bee" is giving us, so.... Hang on, this bees and the pattern meme is just getting started!

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Dia #3

Por años he sido seguidora de múltiples cuentas de diversos fandoms y había momentos en dónde lxs admis "predecian" el futuro, algo que a mí en lo particular me volaba la mente, pues creía que a lo mejor tenían un convenio especial o eran personas sumamente inteligentes, más y ahora que me encuentro del otro lado no se cómo sentirme...

Por lo que solo queda decir "yo soy del futuro y ustedes del pasado" (es una referencia a Bob esponja)

Btw y just because este edit hoy tiene mayor significado y fuerza... "look at me Mr Hozier "

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For years I've been a follower of multiple accounts of various fandoms and there were times when the admis "predicted" the future, something that blew my mind, cus I thought that maybe they had a special agreement or were extremely intelligent people, and now that I'm on the other side I don't know how to feel...

Btw and just because this edit "today" (April 5 [Post I made in the past on Instagram and now I'm posting them here on Tumblr) has more meaning and strength... "look at me Mr Hozier"

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Día #2

En otras noticias un tanto más serias, solicitamos su apoyo en la pronta localización de este edit... Si saben algo de el favor de comunicarse al 01 800 77 66 123 459 (es un número falso, creo, aún así y por si acaso no lo marquen)

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In other and serious news, we ask for your support in locating this edit.... If you know anything about it please call 01 800 77 66 123 459 (it is a fake number, I think, but just in case don't call it).

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"Don’t you just wanna wake up

Dark as a lake

Smellin’ like a bonfire

Lost in a haze?"

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Mi mas sincera reacción:

(My sincere reaction)

i cant listen to anyone on tiktok analyze too sweet by hozier bc no she’s not too young for him and it’s not that he’s trying to protect her. like yes it’s a rejection song but it’s MORE than that - it’s a breakup song and they’re breaking up because they’re fundamentally incompatible as people. he’s not listing things about him that are bad, he’s listing his personal preferences and talking about how they don’t line up with hers - and how they’ve both tried to change things about each other. “oh you wake up early and i sleep in but you always tell me i should go to bed earlier and i keep telling you that you should try staying up late.” and then he says hey it’s not because you’re not wonderful, you are, but who you are just does not work with who i am - i like bitter things but you’re incredibly sweet. basically hozier took the cliche “it’s not you, it’s me” and made it a beautiful poetic song

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y'all want that man to write songs you can imagine yourselves into and somehow that doesn't include the radical hope for revolution anthems, a kinder world after the fall of an empire songs or the criticique of myths that contribute to occupation type songs. now what does that say about the limits of your imagination.

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I will never know peace

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Desde que salió "too sweet" la he venido escuchando hasta el cansancio, pero ayer tras haber editado un vídeo puedo decir que estoy hasta la "too sweet" de "too sweet"

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"Too Sweet" was released I've listened to it ad nauseam and yesterday after making an edit I can say that I'm sick of "too sweet" of "too sweet" (??? [Sounds better in Spanish])

I TAKE MY WHISKEY NEAAAAAAATTTTT

MYCOFFEE BLACK

AND MY

BED.

AT THREE

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Nothing to do with the above, but, I WAS THERE... IN HIS CONCERT, OMG O STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT

I want to ****** his ****** ***** *** until ***** **** ******** then ****** **** *** ****** he **** ** ***** my *** ****** **** ******!!!! What's so controversial about that?