#unreal unheard

[undercottonandcallicoes]

Huh…I just found two copies of the same photo…

[cowboylikeyouu]

when hozier said "[insert his entire discography]", bitch i felt that

[lemmeurs]

soo i've never seen anyone do this before therefore.. hozier as THE forest daddy thank you very much (+bees🐝)

[fatallyfaee]

Me when Hozier starts doing those little falsetto harmonies in the background:

[fatalityfae]

Actually my husband tbh

[lesbeansoups]

Last night I dreamt that I played mario kart with Hozier while listening to his music and after a while I realized that he probably doesnt want to listen to his own songs and apologized to him and he turnt to me and said "the music was okay but I really wanted to play Waluigi but you hoged him and that sucked". And then I woke up.

Sorry, mr Hozier, for taking Waluigi from you.

[p4nishers]

THE SUN HESITATES MORE ON EACH EVENINGS DARKENIN WOULD ALL THINGS GOD ALLOWS REMAIN ABOVE GROUND LIKE !!! GRIEF!!!!! AND SWEET!!! MEMORY!!!!!!!!!???

[bitchesrave]

HAOPY BIRTHDAY WASTELAND BABY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊 EVERYBODY CHEER WB IS 6 YEARS OLD!!!

[sergeantjeffersonhammond]

Alright I want to talk about it.

I find it INFURIATING that in a world where this man has written songs like Take Me To Church, Francesca, Cherry Wine, Nina Cried Power, Jackboot Jump, etc. only Too Sweet made number 1?!

Don’t get me wrong, the song slaps!

But to top it off it is arguably one of his more simple songs lyrically and they STILL fuck up the meaning.

“He WrOtE iT aBoUt SoMeOnE tOo YoUnG.”

I will literally fight you right now.

[i-go-like-the-raven]

my type is someone who will slow dance to hozier with me

[man-i-love-folklore]

are we just not going to talk about the fact that too sweet is four million streams from getting a billion on spotify??

i saw that!!!! we definitely SHOULD be talking about it because holy freaking shit is that an accomplishment.

as someone that has been hearing this song since it was just a snippet floating around the internet in early march, it has been crazy to watch Too Sweet evolve into the hit that it is today. Of all the songs to bring about the Mainstream Hozier Renaissance, i wouldn't have expected it to be Too Sweet but i'm happy that it was, especially since it was a gateway for a lot of people to realize he didn't just drop Take Me To Church and disappear for ten years. to think it was a song that almost never saw the light of day and now it has almost ONE BILLION STREAMS!!! IN LIKE SEVEN MONTHS!!!! THATS INSANE!!!!

i am a Too Sweet defender. is it one of his best songs? no. is it a bop? absolutely. and i will be celebrating the moment it hits a billion streams.

[undercottonandcallicoes]

I lock in immediately.

[peanutalergy]

sorry not sorry i'm tired of pretending through me (the flood) and first light aren't among the best songs on unreal unearth if not the very best

[lemmeurs]

a hozier study i made after seeing him live for the first time 🧡 (also more hozier content coming soon)

[fatallyfaee]

Under cotton and calicoes.

(Kinda hate this picture, but it’s wtv)

[callmefics]

went to see Hozier for the FIRST! TIME!! EVER!!! in Sydney, and he was ABSOLUTELY UNREAL.

here are some photos i took while trying to not freak out for the entire duration of the show.