Andrew 20 Male Bisexual Dot-Points Informative Not really My name is Andrew, and I'm currently at university in Melbourne Australia. I honestly don't know what I'm doing, though I'm currently studying IT, who knows where I will end up. Seriously though; I post whenever I see something I like. Unless I'm in the picture, odds are its not mine. Oh also, I will not modify my posts to suit my followers, my followers should modify to suit my posts I'm-just-saying. Other than that though feel free to have a look around and go crazy!
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Story time!
So, lets recap what’s happened in the last year or so...
Took out a restraining order against my ex because he was abusive
moved out of his house and in with the most amazing person in the world
moved into my own place
slowly started talking to said ex again
fast forward- Got engaged
Ex is still abusive
ex cheats on me with HIS ex
I finally fucking realise how big a fucking dick bag he is and now I’m finally free again!
tl;dr
It’s really not that long, just fucking read it
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yes i’m still alive...
Holy shit tumblr is still a thing
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- Do your kids’ friends ever come up and go ‘You’re the Hulk.’? - As a matter of fact they do. [x]
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So I was in Ikea and I said to myself, ‘You’re almost 21 now kid you gotta grow up and buy yourself a statement piece. Something that screams ‘responsible adult’ and ‘definitely not prone to regressive/impulsive purchases’.

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Would u let a dude cum inside your butthole?

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do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
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Spooning? More like let’s see how much “accidental” booty wiggling it takes to get him hard.
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everyone thinks toph is going to leave the swamp because of something happening to lin or su, but watch it’s just going to be Kuvira announcing to her subjects that she is the greatest earthbender in the world and Toph is gonna be like
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