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they call it his achilles heel because ack! It killies him

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let's get some #hard data

why is she so green. they straight up greenified her for this shot why is she so greennnnnnn.

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john gaius’s proven inability to die kind of makes me hope that alecto the ninth has a running gag in which he is killed once a chapter every chapter in increasingly more lunatic and unlikely ways. like a looney tunes episode or a very good timeloop movie. damn fucker just keeps coming back. time to try the ol hanging anvil

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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fuckkk yes I’ve made it big. hamlet AND knives

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hoooly shit marina murderbot moment ‼️‼️i hope youre having a lovely time!!

comrade I think I might be having a minor Event

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I think this is as close as I'm going to get to capturing what my computer's showing me, she has a Haze coming off her on all sides

why is she so green. they straight up greenified her for this shot why is she so greennnnnnn.

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I think your laptop is just fucked, I can barely see any green in that image on my phone

I'm trying to figure out a way to visually capture the grennity showing up on my laptop but taking photos of computer screens is the most evil task in the world

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checked this screenshot on my phone and she's so much less green there? is my laptop display just fucking with me? does anyone else see the Green Aura?

why is she so green. they straight up greenified her for this shot why is she so greennnnnnn.

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therapist: green mensah isn't real and she can't hurt you

green mensah:

why is she so green. they straight up greenified her for this shot why is she so greennnnnnn.

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why is she so green. they straight up greenified her for this shot why is she so greennnnnnn.

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ill get back to them

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the autism thing of having to learn to preface every question you ask with Holy Shit I'm Just Curious Please Dont Yell At Me because it turns out a lot of questions seem to Mean Something and people will get mad if you ask them

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Might I request Gertrude and gerard at a airport twith gerry dealing with TSA

I don’t know why but Bugs Bunny is there :3

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weirdly enough I have experienced "you're doing some stephen king's misery shit to me" on themed/gimmick accounts where I don't front-and-center display any personal info at massively faster speeds than I ever have on this blog. it will happen on occasion that people will try to Do Some Stephen King's Misery Shit here on annabelle--cane dot tumblr dot gov, but it's usually more self-aware and affable, whereas if it's a page where I don't, for example, list a name and pronouns, it will take less than a week for the sexual harassment and self-harm threats to start.

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"even if by our modern lense this historical figure appears to have been gay/trans/etc, without direct evidence we cannot definitively ascribe a queer identity to them" this is true "so because we can't know for certain, i'm going to keep referring to them as if they were cishet" hey hang on a minute bitch.