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Yes, I am the one responsible for this monstrosity. I'm not apologising.

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genuinely inconsolable I can't have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

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LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT HIS BALL'S WERE SO WEAK, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW MALE GENITALS CAN BE KICKED OFF!

Now what the hell do I do with the balls because I still have them.

HE'S ALIVE

LET'S GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(How does one deal with the fact they accidentally castrated someone? Help.)

-💥🎾

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I, TRAVISSS THE TRAVISOOO HAVE DOMINATED THE LESSER AMERICAN KNOWN AS OCTAVE AKA OCTAVIA

COME FOLLOW GENTS. OPEN THY GATE. UNBLOCK THY MOOTIES. LET THE SPAM CUM HITHER!! POST CRINGE!! I HAVE HACKED YOUR ACCOUNT ANOTHER YEAR OCTOPUSSY, APRIL FOOLS!!! (ily dont get mad pls)

TRAVIS RULES THE WORLD!! 🐱 🐱 🐱🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

COME HITHER THY MOOTIES. DOWN WITH THE AMERICAN 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 @flatfuckfridays @red-velvette-swirl @moth-pimp-val @cannibals-and-radio @lushy-nights @bubble-anon-responds @hisui555 @je-suis-eternel-jennie @crymeafrozenriver @snekanondoesdumbshit @an-asexual-dragonair @anonwitharacket @full-time-cat-an0n @metioanon

[anonwitharacket]

You'd need to find me first, But I got it!

I must let you know that I has dropped by via Window™

The black and white cat with heterochromia is Mine.

-🎾💥

first off, noted! the black and white kitten is yours!

second;

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE DROPPED VIA WINDOW?!

WHAT THE FUCK

( @anonwitharacket )

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We get used to it.

I'm one of the lucky few who barely feel any cramps.

How- I- What- I-

Y'know what.

Just. What The Fuck.

Mr. Val, you good now??

(Welp, now I have one more reason to avoid M!As)

-🎾💥

I'm okay now.

The period was terrible and my female employees now have paid time off for their periods.

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Nice, and also many women are thanking you right now because periods are a bitch to deal with and is absolute SHIT-

How- I- What- I-

Y'know what.

Just. What The Fuck.

Mr. Val, you good now??

(Welp, now I have one more reason to avoid M!As)

-🎾💥

I'm okay now.

The period was terrible and my female employees now have paid time off for their periods.

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My shoulder of course! If you think I was going to let lil Oreo get hurt then you're very mistaken.

Also.

No Thanks! I can deal :]

(Damn this is gonna make preparing the bakery harder. Pog through the Pain™)

I must let you know that I has dropped by via Window™

The black and white cat with heterochromia is Mine.

-🎾💥

first off, noted! the black and white kitten is yours!

second;

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE DROPPED VIA WINDOW?!

WHAT THE FUCK

( @anonwitharacket )

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Dropped by, entered through Window™

(However I did kinda fall out while leaving with the kitty, don't worry, they're fine. Besides, dislocated shoulders are easy fixes. Although the pain is a bitch to deal with.)

I must let you know that I has dropped by via Window™

The black and white cat with heterochromia is Mine.

-🎾💥

first off, noted! the black and white kitten is yours!

second;

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE DROPPED VIA WINDOW?!

WHAT THE FUCK

( @anonwitharacket )

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NOOOOOOO-

(I like bugs. And birbs. And animals. And nature. Please don't kill those bugs.)

Sir I think you should revise your 'don't consume bees' law?

As there's a loop hole of I can eat WASPS, which everyone knows are just evil bees.

~🎮~

EVERYONE QUICK, GET THE WASPS-

[NO. BAD ANON.]

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Hee hee hi hi hi heeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE-

KITYY KITTY KITTY KITTY LIL KITS!!!!

Hi Luci! I have a question

How do you feel about cats?

*[Attached is a picture of Bubbles’ backpack, it’s open, a little fluffy ear can be seen poking out]*

~🫧💫

I think they can be very cute. Though I haven't dealt with keeping a normal cat.

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KITS

...Can I also have one of them?

Hi Luci! I have a question

How do you feel about cats?

*[Attached is a picture of Bubbles’ backpack, it’s open, a little fluffy ear can be seen poking out]*

~🫧💫

I think they can be very cute. Though I haven't dealt with keeping a normal cat.

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fashion with blitz and via + stolas takes loona shopping :’)

I NEED more stolitz bonding time with their stepdaughters PLEASE

(watermark is my twt handle)

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@hellsite-hall-of-fame