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Russia: I dislike you.

America: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Russia: What?

America: Because you'll be dust by Monday.

Russia: Umm…

America: Because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds! And the cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust… She dusts.

Russia: So… what's on Monday?

America: Well… It's Friday now, and she has weekends off. So Monday… right?

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Russia: Let me talk this time.

America: Why?

Russia: Because when you talk, bad shit happens.

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Canada: It's weird that we pay money to see other humans.

Netherlands: Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

Canada: Glasses.

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Could you do some quotes with the Netherlands my bud

Yep! I’m trying to find some good quotes that fit him!

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Omg yes! Fire emblem is the greatest! Who's your favourite character? I like Takumi, I spent weeks trying to get my character with him lol xD

In Fates, my fave is Leo, but I love so many characters! Takumi, Arthur, Mozu, Kaze and Forrest are also my babies.

In Awakening, I love Stahl, Kellam, Libra, Tharja, Chrom and Olivia the most :D

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Japan: How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?

Germany: One.

Japan: That’s it? One drink?

Germany: One shelf.

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You like Fire Emblem??? Dude, let's be best bros for life!! I don't know anyone who plays that game!!

It’s so great, isn’t it??? I tried to convince my brother to play it but he didn’t like it D:

I seriously wanna be bffs with anyone who plays FE. Like, I wanna know who people paired together!!

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France: I love these parties. I feel like I'm an ambassador, or a spy, or, like, a really high-class prostitute.

Britain: Well, France, it's a political fundraiser. Who's to say you can't be all three?

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Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms—one of them’s making a poop and the other one’s carrying it for him—who would you assume is in charge?

APH Germany, probably.

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Sealand: Look what I can do! [does a headstand]

Wy: But... what does that have to do with anything—

Seborga: No, no. He’s got a point.

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That’s not a fairy. Fairies have wings and tiny underpants. I’ve seen them.

APH Norway, probably.

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Have you got a best friend? Is he smarter than you? Would you trust him with your life? That’s your Germany.

APH Italy, probably.

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Prussia: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.

Hungary: Right, first being you.

Prussia: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?

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Canada: I think you're acting a little immature...

America: I'm not acting!

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Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so.

APH Prussia, probably.

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I can tell you ship ameaus

Yes, I REALLY do.

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