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Someone tell me why the fuck google maps can't tell the difference between a car and a pedestrian, because I'm so tired of it telling me to walk on the side of a busy road with no footpath

Like bro, I'm not gonna just hope that none of these drivers are, at best, incompetent, and at worst, homicidal maniacs. Just give me a damn footpath

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Cocktail-mixing experiments have taught me that banana is, in fact, not a primary flavour

You can fake the flavour of a banana with coconut, mango, caramel, and a splash of vanilla (don't know if the rum played a part in it, but that's where the vanilla flavour came from)

And I know it actually tastes like banana, because my partner, who can't stand the taste of banana, recoiled at the taste of this cocktail

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Hey so

how many olives can I eat before it becomes a problem?

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Free will is drinking monster out of a martini glass

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They're secretly vampires and they're asking you to interact with them out of your own free will so that anything that happens to you is free game

shaming a scammer.

as a general rule of thumb, do not trust anyone that replies to your posts and tells you to dm them. they are scammers and will not hesitate to try to steal from you.

delete, report, block.

that is all

have nice day

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Bro we moved 14 hours north and it got hotter

And more humid

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Went into the store with the intention of buying a brown mascara because mine is old and dried and crusty and empty, left the store with a sparkly mascara because I need more sparkles in my life and brown is boring anyways

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UPDATE: WE HAVE ARRIVED

The trip only took like, 14.5 hours :']

I got a cluster headache along the way so that sucked, but other than that it wasn't really that bad! I crunched a double dose of pain meds and slept off the headache before it could get reeeally bad lmao

Now we'll be sleeping at a temporary place for the night, and then we'll head to the apartment tomorrow with all the stuff ^-^

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The journey commences

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Holy fucking shit I'm moving today

Ten hours away, my god Sweden is long lmao

All the stuff is packed, our room is empty except for the bed and some necessities

I'm gonna be holding my glass dip pen and it's holder in my lap the entire ride becaause the thought of paching that thing into a box and hoping for it not to break has given me insane levels of anxiety lmao

Speaking of anxiety, I hate sitting in cars with a trailer attached :']

It's not because I'm scared that the stuff inside is going to break, I'm scared that we loaded it unevenly and that it's going to start wobbling at high speeds, sending the car into the side of the highway TTvTT

I watched ONE video about the importance of loading a trailer correctly, and my fear of death has since found more fuel to keep itself strong lmfao

Anyways!! I'm actually really excited for the move, I don't have much to be sad about leaving behind. (Except my occasional hang-outs with my fellow sibling @thescribblings, which will be more like bi-annual now, but that will only make them more fun and give us more to talk about!)

I'm not leaving behind a pair of loving parents that I'll miss, if anything my in-laws have taken over that role. I do have relatives that I love and enjoy the company of, especially now that I'm starting to get better at socialising, but I will do my best to keep the contact and plan visits when I can!!

The most annoying part of all of this is that the train is so ridiculously expensive from where I'm moving to Uppsala, flying is heaps cheaper and will be our main method of trabsportation when we want to visit. That sucks a little, because my ears are weird and hurt really bad during pressure-changes and none of the usual methods work TTvTT, but that's a price I'm willing to pay to see the people I hold dear ^-^

All that aside, I'm so incredibly excited for a real, fresh start. I'm going to attend an art course for a year, so hopefully I'll finally have things to post on my currently very dead art blog!! I've had neither the time, energy, nor inspiration to really make something the last few months, I'm hopeful that the change of pace will get me going again ^-^

I hope you're having a wonderful day friends, and if you aren't currently, I hope you see something that makes you feel a little happier 🧡

Yours truly, Stickbug 🪲

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I swear to god, they discovered an unlimited dopamine source when they released "Your Idol" into the world

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Idk how to word this I am shy and anxious but I appreciate you mentioning America in the post about rape and how irritating the it could be worse sentiment is. I'm pretty sure I'm the only "woman" (I'm a trans guy) in my family who doesn't have an assault or groping story. Sometimes I wonder if something DID happen and I just don't remember or didn't realize what it was. That probably says something about the state of America.

Thank you for sharing your thoughts, friend 🧡 You worded this perfectly well, I understand what you mean!

It is true that not every woman or afab person has a story, and it is also true that a lot of people don't realise that they've been victimized in the past because of how normalized misogyny is throughout the world.

No matter which option may apply to you, friend, know that it has nothing to do with you, your identity, or your actions. Abuse (of every kind) reveals everything about the abuser and nothing about the victim. I hope that you never have to come to the realization that you've been abused in any way, by anyone.

Whichever way society chooses to treat you, remember that your struggles are real and that you are worthy of and deserve feeling comfortable in your own skin 🧡

It could always be worse, but that's not a reason to accept mistreatment. After all, it could be much better as well

Have a good rest of your day, friend 🪲🧡

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Just got peed on by a toad about the size of a hamburger

How's your day going?

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I need someone to like-

spray me with sugar water every time I procrastinate practicing art.

Because regular water isn't enough of a sensory hell, it needs to be slightly sticky for me to actually fear it.

Any takers? I'll provide the sugar water! :D

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Bro I can't even call this art-block at this point, this is just depression lmao

Good ol' everything-block, love that guy

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when i first heard about the male loneliness epidemic i was like oh yeah close camaraderie and bonding between men is often discouraged in favor of competition or, if not discouraged, at least filtered through a lens of individualism that precludes deep connections. and then i learned what people meant by it (men arent getting laid) to which i say skill issue

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:O

Ormge

gift for my bastard of a sibling @stickbug-made-entirely-of-spite

that is all

have nice day