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DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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Send Jacob to Germany for Wrestling Training!

Send a potential Olympian to Germany!

M.O.D.’s little brother needs some help to follow his dreams!

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[7:13:11 PM] Eve Cheezit: fried friend

[7:13:29 PM] The Flamingay: delicious

[7:13:41 PM] Eve Cheezit: the flamingay feasts on fried friend every friday

[7:14:03 PM] The Flamingay: one by one

[7:14:19 PM] Eve Cheezit: a tradition that will last for centures

[7:14:41 PM] Eve Cheezit: *centuries

[7:14:46 PM] The Flamingay: every sacrifice makes me grow stronger

[7:15:26 PM] Eve Cheezit: and pass the powers of the flamingay around

[7:16:08 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: It is a beautiful thing thatcompels many to tears

[7:16:30 PM] Eve Cheezit: and changes the size of hearts too

[7:16:43 PM] The Flamingay: it has started many religions and civilizations

[7:16:55 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: Because the hearts have large bite marks in them making them smaller

[7:17:16 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: The religon of the Flamingay

[7:17:46 PM] The Flamingay: we need to make a list of all the lore surrounding the flamingay i think its enough to write a book

[7:18:02 PM] Eve Cheezit: agreed

[7:18:20 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: The lore of the religon of the Flamingay

[7:18:24 PM] SATAN: Sup

[7:18:46 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: Cult building, apperently

[7:19:23 PM] SATAN: I'm an expert at cults

[7:19:38 PM] The Flamingay: welcome to my lair

[7:19:42 PM] The Flamingay: we have cannibalism

[7:19:46 PM] The Flamingay: and margaritas

[7:20:00 PM] A skyborn venus flytrap: I have an oc who likes to eat the flesh of others

[7:20:00 PM] SATAN: Sounds amazing

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all I really want in life is a weeaboo vs anglophile death match

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but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

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Pokémon 40 Day Challenge: Day 1  ✖

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Flamingay Words : It's 3am and I am an overemotional twat with bad wifi who's gonna say some stuff

The past couple weeks have been a big train wreck for me and i just wanna rant out some stuff because I can.

First off I just wanna say thanks to the Shiny Hunters. You guys helped me recognize some true emotional abuse I was trapped in. I knew something was wrong for months but I just kind of.. assumed it was normal.

It's not.

You guys all jumped in and told me about how wrong it was and it helped me recognize how bad of a situation I was in. I had heard lectures before from some close friends ( here's lookin' at you, Tim and Nonny ) but I just.. couldn't cut ties. I'm an emotional birb, and you guys helped me get out of it. [7/22/2014 12:04:49 AM] Lord Pudi: dont believe him i know it seems like he's changing and shit and you feel real bad for leaving him but you need to think about YOU and if youre not happy then he should understand I still think about what Riley said a lot.  I saw the same signs of 'changing' for months and I just.. I assumed it would get better, I thought it was. It wasn't. I was really naive, when he was getting more distant I thought it was getting better. I only felt better because I wasn't talking to him as much.

After cutting ties originally.. I felt horrible. He said some things that made me feel awful. I was guilted. But you guys told me it would get better and it did.

Now I'm with a cutie who likes my laugh and I noticed.

I'm so much happier now. I can talk freely and laugh and spend all day with someone who makes me feel good about me. I'm evolving. I'm happy. Remember the speech I made ?

[7/15/2014 5:33:51 AM] The Flamingay: This is the big one, too. [7/15/2014 5:34:02 AM] The Flamingay: I remember the old me. [7/15/2014 5:34:15 AM] The Flamingay: The one who would smile and laugh at everything, and always be ready for some fun. [7/15/2014 5:34:18 AM] The Flamingay: I miss that me. [7/15/2014 5:34:22 AM] The Flamingay: I want to be that me again. [7/15/2014 5:34:31 AM] The Flamingay: So I need to start working back to being old me. [7/15/2014 5:34:39 AM] The Flamingay: I'm gonna go find that self care guide. [7/15/2014 5:34:41 AM] The Flamingay: And use it. [7/15/2014 5:35:01 AM] The Flamingay: I'm gonna start taking charge in what I want, not what I think I'm supposed to want. [7/15/2014 5:35:07 AM] The Flamingay: Because I miss being happy. [7/15/2014 5:35:11 AM] The Flamingay: I miss loving everything. [7/15/2014 5:35:14 AM] The Flamingay: I want that back, [7/15/2014 5:35:22 AM] The Flamingay: and I'm ready to start towards that.

This was it. The last step.

I found the source of my negative feelings and cut it off. I'm just so, so thankful to you guys for helping me and I just. I swear if a flamingo Pokemon ever comes out I will personally hatch each and every one of you amazing people a shiny one. I can never really thank you enough.

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“Please do not enter the garden area”

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BeiBei’s Grey Kittens [redux] (16 more photos) Courtesy and copyright: Daniel in Hong Kong

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#323 Camerupt - Camerupt has a volcano inside its body. Magma of 18,000°F courses through its body. The humps on Camerupt’s back, formed by a transformation of its bones, have a major eruption every 10 years — or whenever it becomes really angry. It lives in the craters of volcanoes.

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did someone say pokemon shaming

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some ppls urls r so stupid smh

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